Comments | reaverwraith: 19

reaverwraith

19 - [Voice]

Jul 15, 2008 06:26

I apologize for this, but it seems a child by the name of Linda has mistaken me for some kind of zombie menace. Do not let what she says trouble you; I am not whatever she thinks I am, and I most certainly do not 'eat brains'.

i don't eat brains. i eat souls, crazy kids, wtf just happened, don't worry discedo i mean you no harm, linda, not a brain-eating zombie at least, like i could even eat brains if i wanted

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alitany July 15 2008, 12:16:37 UTC

Oh... Oops! I hope you're not offended.

reaverwraith July 15 2008, 20:00:07 UTC

A little taken aback, perhaps, but not offended.

alitany July 15 2008, 20:08:53 UTC

You're taking it well. All right! My name's Aerith.

reaverwraith July 15 2008, 20:11:59 UTC

Raziel. It takes pride to be offended, and I have long since given that up.

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clean_cuffs July 15 2008, 12:56:01 UTC

Aren't you undead? I doubt you a menace, but the zombie part is true, correct?

reaverwraith July 15 2008, 20:01:57 UTC

Yes, that part is true, but not by the same definition as that girl seems to think.

turtletea July 15 2008, 13:29:58 UTC

What makes her think you're a zombie?

...Was it the water?

reaverwraith July 15 2008, 20:03:15 UTC

I told her I was undead, and she drew her own conclusions from there.

pitticus July 15 2008, 16:21:45 UTC

All right. Because if you did eat brains, I might have to extinguish you or something.

reaverwraith July 15 2008, 20:04:20 UTC

I could not eat brains even if I wanted to, or anything for that matter. I have no stomach.

pitticus July 16 2008, 15:52:16 UTC

Oh! Well, that's good to know!

...Why not?

omniconcert July 15 2008, 17:38:50 UTC

It's a trap!

reaverwraith July 15 2008, 20:05:44 UTC

Keep your naive fantasies to yourself, child.

omniconcert July 15 2008, 21:13:31 UTC

You can't trick me!

reaverwraith July 15 2008, 21:40:45 UTC

You are fooling only yourself.

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