Seriously.

[reaverxvx]

Is it fucking impossible for you people to not get a cat? Why does everyone insist on getting the one animal that causes me to go into allergenic fucking coma upon entrance to your house. I think they just don't believe me when I say that I am truly and seriously allergic to them. They say "Oh it won't go in my room. We'll keep it off the furniture

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[imcrazyclaudia]

Dogs for life! Sounds like a bummer, ryan. I hope things get better for you.

[_nil_]

hey, damnit. i had my cat before i had you. you're just gonna have to wait for the bitch to die. XD

[tiny_bumblebee]

Goo from ALL of your orifices? Does that mean that in the allergic hell state you're also slightly aroused by cats?

[reaverxvx]

It means that even my dick is leaking snot. :-p

[hoboinacan]

It has been compared to that before.

[tiny_bumblebee]

Why do I ever try to out-gross you?