ABC AustraliaTwo Australian firefighters have criticised United States officials for not allowing them to take up lucrative work contracts in Iraq ( Read more... )

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Crikey's gangsta funeral etiquette guide

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Media! Undercover police operatives! Churchgoing Melburnians! Attending your first underworld funeral ( Read more... )

GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Today the government announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom, to more accurately reflect the government's political stance:
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being

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President Served Friday With Personal 9-11 RICO ComplaintU.S. media blackout continues as New Hampshire widow’s attorney also served multiple government officials and moved to examine new evidence while preparing subpoenas and written interrogatories for individual depositions. This, as corporate media execs continue to withhold ( Read more... )

The Interview With GodI dreamed I had an interview with God ( Read more... )

Howard spin mania explained to the poms

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The Guardian's Australian correspondent, David Fickling, is having a big week ( Read more... )

A friend of mine read this article:
SMH

Ambassador: Iraq withdrawal would be dangerousThe US Ambassador to Australia, Tom Schieffer, today warned of dangerous consequences of a premature withdrawal of Australian troops from Iraq ( Read more... )

Libs preference One Nation member The NSW Liberal party is giving preferences to a One Nation member in the state's biggest local government election ( Read more... )

Bush and 'snuff' movies

I cannot reveal my source for this, therefore cannot provide 'proof'. But I trust the person who told me this, and the original information came from someone who is reasonably close to DubbyaBush' time as Governor of Texas is well known, and his attitude towards the death penalty is well documented. Right down to him ( Read more... )