Damnit, your birthday isn't until August! Don't scare me like that! I went into a temporary OH SHIT IS IT ALMOST LENYA'S BIRTHDAY, ALREADY?! FUCK FUCK SHIT DAMN!
But then I remembered that I always buy your presents at Nerd Fest, because it's in August, a good month for it, because it is far, far away.
I also think it's lol that you're excited about scifi. Scifi! HAY REMEMBER WHEN LENYA WAS ALL LIKE "SCI FI IZ DUM KTHX GOTH ROCK!" and I was all like "NO, FOR I IS BEN, THE GREAT AND WISE, AND I BRING YOU SCI FI FOR THE SOUL!" and then you were all like "MOAR PLZ LENYA BIG NERD NOW GOTH ROCK!"
actually, I was like "SCI FI R FOR NERDS WHO NEVER GET LAID. ALSO, COOTIES. NERD COOTIES. GOTH ROCK!" and you were like "why, Lenya! I, who indeed am a nerd, do not have the cooties, and I have touched boobs before! Fear not, read of this book, Ender's Game, and then come back on your hands and knees praying for forgiveness from your stupidity." And I was like "YOU R A LIAR BUT I READ NOW OKAYS." Then I read it, loved it, and decided that I could handle being a nerd AND a gothy wanker.
It's the combination for success!
If by "success" I mean "irritated mother", which I do!
So, speaking of your dad....I saw him on campus the other day, which never happens, so it was pretty random. And I was going to go tell him that I want to go with him to get you from the airport, but he was talking to a student FOREVER. So, being as cold and lazy as I was, I left. Now I'll just have to call.
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this totally made my day
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But then I remembered that I always buy your presents at Nerd Fest, because it's in August, a good month for it, because it is far, far away.
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I don't need no stinkin' presents.
... are we going to Nerd Fest this year? It is quite possible my senior research project will be in Californ-i-a.
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Yeah. Those were times.
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It's the combination for success!
If by "success" I mean "irritated mother", which I do!
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And I was going to go tell him that I want to go with him to get you from the airport, but he was talking to a student FOREVER. So, being as cold and lazy as I was, I left. Now I'll just have to call.
I LOVE YOU!
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