So, we went out to Jatun Sacha today, which is a center that works on the reforestation of native plants as well as other community projects, and I was stalked by dogs
( Read more... )
Proof you are NOT the cat's pajamas!
anonymous
February 10 2007, 00:08:05 UTC
Reasons for using your foot as a pillow from a dog's point of view: 1. You smell like cat butt 2. You smell like stinky cheese 3. Your feet are puffy and fluffy 4. You peed on your shoes a little bit 5. You stepped in one of their turds 6. You did all of the above.
Dogs. Who needs them?amelia_chanFebruary 10 2007, 02:51:27 UTC
Yeah...Dogs. Heather's dog loves me. I pretty much hate him because of the following: 1. He chews my underwear 2. He chews my bras 3. He chewed a hole into my brand new $50 back pack 4. He chews my kitten (He also chews remotes and dining room tables) 5. He bites when he's playing 6. He jumps when he's playing 7. He smells bad 8. He licks himself 9. He licks me after he licks himself (EWWW!) 10. He poops on the floor 11. He pees on the floor 12. He breaks off his chain/collar and escapes into the cold and I have to chase him for 15 minutes 13. He's dumb 14. He licks my food if he can reach it (meaning: I go hungry)
These are just a few of the things he does to make me want to purchase a shot gun and then say it was in self defense
For some reasons, all dogs love me. Dogs and babies, I don't get it. Most likely, rainbows love me too. But I was basically raised by golden retrievers, so it was bound to happen.
My roommate has a lizard. His name is Wilson. He scares the bejebus out of me, even though he's the size of my foot.
Raise your hand if you love Lenya! I know you can't see but both my hands are raised.
Comments 5
1. You smell like cat butt
2. You smell like stinky cheese
3. Your feet are puffy and fluffy
4. You peed on your shoes a little bit
5. You stepped in one of their turds
6. You did all of the above.
Go dawgs!
Reply
i want like a six pack
kisses my dear
Reply
Heather's dog loves me. I pretty much hate him because of the following:
1. He chews my underwear
2. He chews my bras
3. He chewed a hole into my brand new $50 back pack
4. He chews my kitten
(He also chews remotes and dining room tables)
5. He bites when he's playing
6. He jumps when he's playing
7. He smells bad
8. He licks himself
9. He licks me after he licks himself (EWWW!)
10. He poops on the floor
11. He pees on the floor
12. He breaks off his chain/collar and escapes into the cold and I have to chase him for 15 minutes
13. He's dumb
14. He licks my food if he can reach it (meaning: I go hungry)
These are just a few of the things he does to make me want to purchase a shot gun and then say it was in self defense
Reply
My roommate has a lizard. His name is Wilson. He scares the bejebus out of me, even though he's the size of my foot.
Raise your hand if you love Lenya! I know you can't see but both my hands are raised.
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment