Hey, might as well post another today while I'm at it. Shirley asks Lelouch to give Arthur a bath, in which Lulu refuses... but he winds up doing it anyway. Oh Lelouch, you're so whipped.
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Bokura no Hibi ~8th period hour~
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Shirley: Hmm, I wonder if there's anyone in the Student Council Room who isn't busy right now... let's see. (T/N: "Gacha" -- sound of door opening)
Oh, there is.
Hey, Lulu.
Lelouch: ............... snore ...... (T/N: He's not exactly snoring; "su--" is a general noise used to show that someone is sleeping. I... don't think there's a proper English equivalent, but I could be wrong. Anyone?)
Shirley: LULU!
Lelouch: (wakes up) Oh hey, Shirley. What's wrong?
Shirley: You were napping again?
Lelouch: No, I was just absorbed in my thoughts.
Shirley: You were napping, weren't you.
Lelouch: I wasn't. I was carefully considering the reshuffling of the club budgets.
Shirley: ... Whatever you say. Hey, I'd like you to help me out with something. You're not doing anything at the moment, right?
Lelouch: Depends on how important it is.
Shirley: There's something I'd like to have done before Arthur's welcoming party.
Lelouch: I still have serious doubts on whether such a welcoming party is at all necessary, but anyway, what is it?
Shirley: A bath. Arthur's.
Lelouch: Whoops, I nearly forgot -- there's a re-rerun of "The Roughneck Duke Part 24" today. Gotta run. (T/N: "Abarenbou Koushaku" -- a parody of the popular 1978 series "Abarenbou Shogun", I think)
Shirley: Wait just a minute! Couldn't you have come up with a better excuse to refuse?
Lelouch: Why do I have to shampoo a mongrel cat? You should ask Suzaku to do it.
Shirley: That won't work. Arthur'll just be all the more unmanageable and Suzaku-kun will end up with bite wounds all over. I get the feeling that if it's Lulu, Arthur may actually take to you.
Lelouch: This isn't a joke. I'm absolutely against it.
Shirley: ... Lulu ... you don't like cats?
Lelouch: You've got that right. They're selfish creatures and difficult to please; if you call them they turn away with their noses in the air instead. Plus all they do is sleep.
Shirley: (mutter) Aren't you describing yourself.......... ?
Lelouch: What?
Shirley: Oh, it's nothing.
Well, forget it. I'll just ask Suzaku-kun tomorrow.
Lelouch: Wait.
Shirley: Eh?
Lelouch: Didn't you say Suzaku will end up with bite wounds all over?
Shirley: Scratches too, I should think. But since this is Suzaku we're talking about, I'm sure he'll be happy to help out all the same.
Lelouch: ............... I understand. Although I'm extremely unwilling, if all you need is my help then I'm not one to say no.
Shirley: Oh no, it's fine. I can't very well force you to do something you don't like. Sorry about that, Lulu. Don't worry about it.
Lelouch: Oh just hand me the cat shampoo already. I'll wash, disinfect, and get rid of all the fleas, ticks and loose fur all in one go. You won't be able to find any fault when I'm done. Now where's Arthur?
Shirley: Lulu, look forward to Arthur's welcoming party, alright?
Lelouch: Hmm? Why?
Shirley: It's nothing. (laugh)
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