Code Geass "Bokura no Hibi" #13
Yay more BnH crap! Who knew that a mere cat can wreck things for Lelouch and Suzaku? God, Lelouch is so ~* anal *~ because cake-making is serious business, people.
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Bokura no Hibi ~13th Period Hour~
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* Unknown as to where this story takes place in
Translated by Celiss Galvea of GameFAQs
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Suzaku: ......Actually, wouldn't buying a cake be more practical and less time-consuming?
Lelouch: It's Kaichou's unreasonable demand that we bake it ourselves. She likes having things done by hand, manually, that sort of thing.
Suzaku: And of all the people she could have chosen she picked the two of us. I'm quite certain there are others more suited to the task......
Lelouch: Like I said -- Kaichou prefers it this way.
Suzaku: I suppose that means she'd be greatly disappointed if the cake actually turns out to be a success......
Lelouch: I don't much care for her reaction, but Nunnally's really looking forward to it. So let's bake a cake so wonderful the Christmas Party just wouldn't be the same without it.
Suzaku: ......Still, what's with that getup, Lelouch? Aren't you taking this a little too seriously?
Lelouch: No, not at all. Patissiers are required to dress this way.
Suzaku: Patissiers?
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Lelouch: Suzaku, this is the fundamental law of confectionery-making: measure out your ingredients precisely, according to the dictated amount.
Suzaku: Understood. ......Alrighty, 50 grams, right on the dot.
Lelouch: Hey! You call that an exact measurement?
Suzaku: Huh? But... have a look yourself......
Lelouch: The acceptable margin of error begins after the third decimal place.
Suzaku: That's just insane. More like, what kind of kitchen scale measures to that many decimals places?
Lelouch: It bothers me greatly when the measurements aren't precisely as they should be, so I have here Nina's favourite electronic scale. I borrowed it from her.
Suzaku: ......I sure hope that's seen a thorough washing.
Lelouch: I'll do the measuring. Can't be helped. You take this bowl and mix the contents up good.
Suzaku: Oh, I can do that. All I have to do is whip it up, right? (whipping sounds)
Lelouch: Oi. Use a hand mixer. You're never going to get it to froth that----
Suzaku: Huh? But look, I'm done.
Lelouch: I'm beginning to wonder whether you don't actually have motors hidden inside those arms......
Suzaku: Let's taste it. (lick) Hmmm...... it's sweet.
Lelouch: That goes without saying. That's a lot of sugar in there.
Suzaku: Arthur, want a taste too?
Lelouch: Ugh! What's that moggy doing in here!?
*Chomp*
Suzaku: Owww...... urk...... guh......
Lelouch: ......You offered him your hand knowing he'd do that, didn't you.
Suzaku: I think I've gotten into the habit of letting him bite me.
Lelouch: His fur's getting into our ingredients. Chase that beast out, now.
Suzaku: Got it. Come here, Arthur...... g-gwahhh!
*Crash, clatter, bang!*
Lelouch: Argh! My three decimal places!
Suzaku: The flour! It's-- (violent coughing)
*****
Nunnally: ......Oh, but it tastes wonderful, Suzaku-san, Onii-sama. Truly.
Suzaku: Thanks, Nunnally. ......Kaichou, please, it really isn't all that funny.
((END))
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Bokura no Hibi #14 will be up soon!
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Bokura no Hibi ~13th Period Hour~
Scan!
* Unknown as to where this story takes place in
Translated by Celiss Galvea of GameFAQs
~*~
Suzaku: ......Actually, wouldn't buying a cake be more practical and less time-consuming?
Lelouch: It's Kaichou's unreasonable demand that we bake it ourselves. She likes having things done by hand, manually, that sort of thing.
Suzaku: And of all the people she could have chosen she picked the two of us. I'm quite certain there are others more suited to the task......
Lelouch: Like I said -- Kaichou prefers it this way.
Suzaku: I suppose that means she'd be greatly disappointed if the cake actually turns out to be a success......
Lelouch: I don't much care for her reaction, but Nunnally's really looking forward to it. So let's bake a cake so wonderful the Christmas Party just wouldn't be the same without it.
Suzaku: ......Still, what's with that getup, Lelouch? Aren't you taking this a little too seriously?
Lelouch: No, not at all. Patissiers are required to dress this way.
Suzaku: Patissiers?
******
Lelouch: Suzaku, this is the fundamental law of confectionery-making: measure out your ingredients precisely, according to the dictated amount.
Suzaku: Understood. ......Alrighty, 50 grams, right on the dot.
Lelouch: Hey! You call that an exact measurement?
Suzaku: Huh? But... have a look yourself......
Lelouch: The acceptable margin of error begins after the third decimal place.
Suzaku: That's just insane. More like, what kind of kitchen scale measures to that many decimals places?
Lelouch: It bothers me greatly when the measurements aren't precisely as they should be, so I have here Nina's favourite electronic scale. I borrowed it from her.
Suzaku: ......I sure hope that's seen a thorough washing.
Lelouch: I'll do the measuring. Can't be helped. You take this bowl and mix the contents up good.
Suzaku: Oh, I can do that. All I have to do is whip it up, right? (whipping sounds)
Lelouch: Oi. Use a hand mixer. You're never going to get it to froth that----
Suzaku: Huh? But look, I'm done.
Lelouch: I'm beginning to wonder whether you don't actually have motors hidden inside those arms......
Suzaku: Let's taste it. (lick) Hmmm...... it's sweet.
Lelouch: That goes without saying. That's a lot of sugar in there.
Suzaku: Arthur, want a taste too?
Lelouch: Ugh! What's that moggy doing in here!?
*Chomp*
Suzaku: Owww...... urk...... guh......
Lelouch: ......You offered him your hand knowing he'd do that, didn't you.
Suzaku: I think I've gotten into the habit of letting him bite me.
Lelouch: His fur's getting into our ingredients. Chase that beast out, now.
Suzaku: Got it. Come here, Arthur...... g-gwahhh!
*Crash, clatter, bang!*
Lelouch: Argh! My three decimal places!
Suzaku: The flour! It's-- (violent coughing)
*****
Nunnally: ......Oh, but it tastes wonderful, Suzaku-san, Onii-sama. Truly.
Suzaku: Thanks, Nunnally. ......Kaichou, please, it really isn't all that funny.
((END))
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Bokura no Hibi #14 will be up soon!