All I have to say for this story is three words: MILLY MOLESTS KALLEN. 'Nuff said.
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Bokura no Hibi ~15th Period Hour~
Scan!* Unknown as to where this story takes place in
Translated by Celiss Galvea of
GameFAQs ~*~
Kallen: Ngh. ......ngggh. ......nnnnngggghhh. (sigh)
It's no use. I've been brushing it forever but my hair just won't straighten out. This is why I don't much care for the dry winter air. The brush gets all tangled up in my hair, too, and then I have static charges to deal with. Pretending to be frail and sickly while my hair is in Lively Persona-mode doesn't sit well with me, either... it has to be one or the other. Besides, I've been shown on TV as a Black Knight with this hairstyle -- it's probably for the best that no one here sees me like this.
*Door opens*
Milly: Anyone he~re? Oh, hey, Kallen. ......That's quite the hairstyle you have there. Got yourself a makeover?
Kallen: (undertone) Oh drats! Uh, erm -- Kaichou. This is, um.
Milly: Oh! Or is your hair naturally like this, all unruly? Do you straighten it out every morning, before coming to school? How do you do it? Hairspray?
Kallen: Um, yeah...... well...... My hair just won't stay straight for long in this dry weather......
Milly: Why not try curling your hair inwards to sort of neutralize things? Ooh, I've got it. Why not go all the way and get yourself some Emperor Curls?
Kallen: Absolutely not.
Milly: Well, yeah, your hair isn't long enough for that, huh.
Kallen: That's not why I'm objecting......
Milly: Still, this hairdo actually looks quite becoming on you. Though I s'ppose it does make you look real tough.
Kallen: R-really? But......
Milly: Ye~ah. You're pretty much a different person altogether. Like the sort to go on a wild ride out on the streets in short shorts, navel exposed. Wouldn't put riding about on a Knightmare past you, too, come to think of it--
Kallen: ...... (grips Killer Pouch)
Milly: Like, ahahahaha, that's completely out of touch with your inner self now, isn't it? The little princess ought to behave like one. Makes things easier.
Kallen: (Sigh of relief) Yes, yes indeed.
Oh, really, maybe I should just put on a hat today......
Milly: Al~righty then, Milly-san humbly offers her services to personally fix your hair! (excited)
Kallen: Huh!? Why? I mean, I'm fine, you don't have to! There's a lot of electrostatic in my hair.
Milly: Static charges don't bother me in the least. (giggle) Well then, here I come!
Kallen: (Crackle!) Augh! That was really electrifying......
Milly: Was it a premonition of love?
Kallen: How did you come up with that, exactly?
Milly: Oh no, we can't~ Just for the record, I am straight, you know.
Kallen: Your thoughts tend to run off in that direction, don't they?
Milly: Oh, what's this? A slender, yet surprisingly firm nape, I see.
Kallen: Wha-- where are your hands fondling!? And those are practiced hands, too! Ah! No, please, not the ear!
Milly: (lecherous old man-tone) Ufufu, it's all good, iiiiiit's aaaaaaaaall goooooooooood...
Kallen: Eeeeeeeeeeee---
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*Door opens*
Shirley: (Speechless) Kaichou, Kallen, what are the two of you...?
Kallen: Sh-Shirley, help m......
Shirley: ......I-I'm so sorry for just walking in like that... I'll be on my way now......
Kallen: Waiiiiit! And I mean that in both senses of the word!
((END))
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Translation notes:
Just to clarify (though it shouldn't be necessary):
"Waiiiiit! And I mean that in both senses of the word!"
1. "Wait! Don't misunderstand!"
2. "Wait! Don't go!"
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One more BnH after this one whenever it gets posted. \o\