"Don't try to dance to it or you'll snap your kneecaps off." -Lemmy

[rebelsound]

I just found myself in a Big Lots where I bought an EIGHT-pack of different-sized squirtguns for four bucks. I will now fill these weapons with cat repellent and place them strategically about the house for a quick response to the insane non-stop yowling of our resident puddy tat. Apparently it can't get fixed til it's sinus cold goes away which

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[hotshotrobot]

Apparently it can't get fixed til it's sinus cold goes away which makes about as much sense as getting denied a vasectomy because you've got a runny nose.

It makes plenty of sense, i'm sure. usually if a cat can't get fixed at a specific time it's because of a condition that could cause some problems when the cat is under anesthetic. So if Danger has a sinus problem, they're probably worried that she won't be able to breathe properly if she's kocked out by drugs or something.

[jessisadistic]

Exactly the case. She had an upper resp infection so they were afraid she wouldn't be able to breath. And water does not phase her. I threw her in the shower the other night (you know the drill, take a cold shower if you're feeling randy yadda yadda)... and it actually just pissed her off more.

Thanks for having as much patience as you have. Hopefully on Thursday she'll recieve a clean bill of health, and her offending girl parts will finally be removed.