[Closed] The Shark And the Skylark
Who: Hibari Kyouya, Superbia Squalo
What: Hibari and Squalo fight. They also talk dirty about Dino. Nobody dies, though.
When: March 9th, afternoon
Where: First outside, then Hibari's training halls
Rating: PG-13 for language, sex talk, and violence
Squalo: *has gone to the training facility for once, in order to settle this thing between him and Hibari once and for all*
Hibari: *catching a nap between classes right now, right there on the floor of one of the larger training halls*
Squalo: *makes it into the larger training hall, quirking an eyebrow when he sees Hibari on floor* Voi, brat. Wake up
Hibari: *ignoring you, sry*
Squalo: *growls softly and goes over to him, poking him with his sword* Wake. The fuck. Up
Hibari: *opens one annoyed eye* What?
Squalo: We've got some things to discuss, don't we? Like how much of a fucktard you are?
Hibari: *yawns* I'm in the middle of a nap. Get back later
Squalo: *snorts* Yeah fucking right. I'm not Bucking Horse, I'm not going to let you get away with ordering me around. Now get the fuck up
Hibari: Oh, so instead I should let you order me around? Fat chance. *another yawn and closes his eyes*
Squalo: *growls and pokes him with his sword again* I'm just going to keep bugging the shit out of you until you talk to me or give me a fight
Hibari: A fight? Now you're talking~ *smirks, and then he's suddenly on his feet*
Squalo: *smirks and gets into a fighting stance* I thought that might catch your attention
Hibari: Always. *licks his lips as he eyes Squalo* You want to do this here?
Squalo: *shrugs* Why not? I'd like to be someplace more open, but I'm not against a little destruction
Hibari: We're not damaging school property. *eyes narrow*
Squalo: *smirks* Hey, you might not, but I'm not going to hold myself back. Only thing we can't do is kill each other, because I don't think either of us wants to listen to Cavallone
Hibari: Oh, I know you're quite incapable of self-control. Which is why I suggest we move this indoors
Squalo: Well then, after you, brat
Hibari: Come on. *and he's off toward his training building*
Squalo: *follows him, body thrumming in anticipation for this fight*
Hibari: *on the way there summons Roll; she's quite eager for a good fight, too*
Squalo: *holds off on his own animal for now; he'll do that when they get inside*
Hibari: *great, the big hall is empty, it'll do perfectly~*
Squalo: *hell, it's going to be harder to cause some actual destruction in here, but he's going to try*
Hibari: *oh, he's welcome to do so; nobody's caused worse destruction here yet than Roll's spikes*
Squalo: *finally calls his Grande Pioggia Squalo, getting into a fighting stance* You ready for this, kid?
Hibari: *smirks, tonfas out* I'll bite you to death.
Squalo: *snorts* Bet you say that to the Cavallone all the time. Then again, he's always liked a little pain with his pleasure~
Hibari: Oh, he loves my bites. *and that's all the warning Squalo's going to get*
Squalo: *luckily, he doesn't need much warning; he's been doing this longer than Hibari has after all* Oh, is that all he loves? I'm surprised, I figured he would tell you how much he actually loves his whip being used
Hibari: *great, take a Roll from behind* Oh, he adores it. Around his wrists especially
Squalo: *dodging that, he'd rather not get spiked, thank you very much* *but hey, you can have a big shark about to chomp you instead* Bet you don't have the guts to take him when he's like that and hear just how much he screams~
Hibari: Oh, but that's the best time to take him~ So responsive~ *sorry, he's not getting chomped, here's a hedgehog shield*
Squalo: Try blindfolding him, it's even better. The screams and begging are even louder then~ *since the hedgehog is caught up with his shark, he's going to try to go for the opening and attack Hibari directly*
Hibari: *see, the great thing about tonfas is that they're just as good for defending as they are for attack~* Oh, I'm sure you know all about his screams and begging~ He can get quite vocal, can't he?
Squalo: *smirks and pushes against the parry, moving Hibari back* Yeah. I had to gag him a few times in order to get him to be quiet so we weren't caught. But he has such a pretty voice, it was hard to do
Hibari: *well, he'll just bounce right off and launch an attack from the side, then* So how does it feel, knowing that he traded you for someone younger?
Squalo: *ducks out of the way, blow glancing against his shoulder before he launches his own attack* Considering I tossed him off first, I don't actually care
Hibari: Your loss. He's actually tolerable the rare times he acts according to his position~
Squalo: *laughs* You mean like he's your little bitch?
Hibari: Oh, no~ I quite prefer him acting like an actual don~ *exchanging blows while they talk as though it's not a big deal*
Squalo: *quirks an eyebrow as they keep fighting* Oh, so you like being the bitch? I hadn't seen that one coming
Hibari: Oh, no~ I like seeing him order others around with all his might. Then I take him behind closed doors and strip away all that authority to bend him to my will~ *okay, so occasionally dominant Dino is damn hot in bed too, but that's one thing he will never admit to Squalo*
Squalo: Hm...there is something to be said for taking all that power away from him. Bend him over the bed and strip it all away
Hibari: Or, hell, just bend him over a desk. It makes for a nice view nevertheless~
Squalo: Sometimes the desk makes for a better view~
Hibari: Quite so~ *smirk smirk, guess what's back from teasing the shark?*
Squalo: *well, fuck, rolling away from that* You know what makes an even better view? When he's riding you~
Hibari: Oh, yes~ The flushed face and messy hair, sweat rolling down his chest~
Squalo: *looks for the opening to attack again* Head tossed back, mouth open and panting, hips frantically moving because he just can't get enough~ *alright, he'll admit that he did miss it a little bit*
Hibari: *doing the same, a delighted smirk on his face* Cursing and praying and begging all at once in three different languages~
Squalo: Or four, if you count his gibberish *there's the opening and going for the attack now~*
Hibari: *damn, can't quite get away from that, and though he isn't quite skewered he does start bleeding*
Squalo: *smirks at that, nostrils flaring a bit* Mmm...do you know the best thing about sharks? Once your blood is in the water, they always have your scent *attack gets fiercer, teeth showing as he smirks*
Hibari: And you know the best thing about hedgehogs? *smirk* Get too close and you get hurt
Squalo: Really now? *Hibari's close enough to the wall to do this* *surges forward, knocking Hibari back against the wall and pressing the sword to his throat* Care to show me when you have a shark's teeth at your throat? *presses the length of his body against him so he doesn't have room to move and...well, hello there* My, seems like someone's been enjoying our fight~
Hibari: *smirks, quite unafraid, before licking his lips* But of course~ Because however much you may talk, I'm the one who leaves from here to go to fuck Bucking Horse~
Squalo: *growls softly and presses his sword against him harder, though not enough to cut* *is...smirking though, doesn't seem offended or pissed off* Maybe you do, but just so you know, I fucked him first
Hibari: Oh, I'm aware. I suppose I should thank you~ You've taught him well
Squalo: *smirks* Since I'm the one who taught him...*leans in to whisper in his ear* I guess whenever he's fucking you, that means I'm the one fucking you, brat~
Hibari: And I bet that thought is firmly in your mind every night as you crawl into your lonely bed~
Squalo: *chuckles a bit* Who said that my bed was lonely? Besides, whoever said I wanted to fuck you?
Hibari: You certainly seem quite gleeful at the idea~
Squalo: *snorts* Not likely. I have better things to do with my time. Like wash my hair
Hibari: I guess we'll see you sometime next year, then
Squalo: *rolls his eyes* That was just lame
Hibari: As you are about to be if you don't either let me go or continue the fight.
Squalo: *snorts* How, exactly? It's not like you've got anywhere to move right now. I'd say this is a victory, since I can't actually kill you right now
Hibari: Oh, if you say so. *except the voice's coming from behind Squalo, and this Hibari in front of him is just smirking*
Squalo: Son of a...*whirls to face Hibari and growling* I really fucking hate illusionists
Hibari: *the one behind him* Illusionist? Me? Surely you jest
Squalo: You're losing an illusion, you're a fucking illusionist. I fucking hate you little shits
Hibari: You're just bitter *and puff, the Hibari in front of him is gone*
Squalo: *twirls to face the one behind him* I just hate people using dirty fucking tricks instead of fighting head on
Hibari: *except that one's the fake, not like he went anywhere from under the blade, except now he's totally moving away with the sword off his throat* Just be grateful I don't use it to attack.
Squalo: *snorts* I wouldn't be surprised you'd use a dirty trick like that. It's not like you can beat me in a fair fight
Hibari: Oh, yeah? *Hi, this is Roll, also known as fucking huge ball of steel-rending spikes*
Squalo: Fuck me! *rolls, one of the spikes tearing through his jacket and cutting his upper arm, but not spearing him, luckily* You little shit *slicing at him, determined to give him another cut to match his own*
Hibari: Idiot shark *and rushes right toward him*
Squalo: *parries his attack, snarling at him* Stupid hedgehog *going to try a headbutt right now*
Hibari: *after another bit of fighting, comes to a halt on top of Roll, glancing at a clock on the wall* ...Well. That's about it
Squalo: *stops short, blinking* What's it? What the fuck are you talking about?
Hibari: The fight. I have a prior engagement
Squalo: ...Who the fuck gives a shit about a prior engagement? We're fucking fighting
Hibari: So you'll tell Mammon you prevented me from showing up on time, then?
Squalo: ...Well, fuck. You had to have an appointment with that annoying illusionist?
Hibari: Well, I wasn't planning on having a fight today, stupid shark.
Squalo: *growls softly* You always plan on having a fight. You know that shit
Hibari: Yes, but not before meeting him. *jumps down, letting Roll shrink until she's on his shoulder, then returning her to her ring* I'll kill you some other time.
Squalo: *smirks a little* Fine, I'll kill you some other time. We'll have to meet some place off campus
Hibari: *smirk* Absolutely.
Squalo: Get going, or I'm going to come after you again
Hibari: *just laughs and dashes off*
Squalo: *rolls his eyes and goes to attend to his wounds*
What: Hibari and Squalo fight. They also talk dirty about Dino. Nobody dies, though.
When: March 9th, afternoon
Where: First outside, then Hibari's training halls
Rating: PG-13 for language, sex talk, and violence
Squalo: *has gone to the training facility for once, in order to settle this thing between him and Hibari once and for all*
Hibari: *catching a nap between classes right now, right there on the floor of one of the larger training halls*
Squalo: *makes it into the larger training hall, quirking an eyebrow when he sees Hibari on floor* Voi, brat. Wake up
Hibari: *ignoring you, sry*
Squalo: *growls softly and goes over to him, poking him with his sword* Wake. The fuck. Up
Hibari: *opens one annoyed eye* What?
Squalo: We've got some things to discuss, don't we? Like how much of a fucktard you are?
Hibari: *yawns* I'm in the middle of a nap. Get back later
Squalo: *snorts* Yeah fucking right. I'm not Bucking Horse, I'm not going to let you get away with ordering me around. Now get the fuck up
Hibari: Oh, so instead I should let you order me around? Fat chance. *another yawn and closes his eyes*
Squalo: *growls and pokes him with his sword again* I'm just going to keep bugging the shit out of you until you talk to me or give me a fight
Hibari: A fight? Now you're talking~ *smirks, and then he's suddenly on his feet*
Squalo: *smirks and gets into a fighting stance* I thought that might catch your attention
Hibari: Always. *licks his lips as he eyes Squalo* You want to do this here?
Squalo: *shrugs* Why not? I'd like to be someplace more open, but I'm not against a little destruction
Hibari: We're not damaging school property. *eyes narrow*
Squalo: *smirks* Hey, you might not, but I'm not going to hold myself back. Only thing we can't do is kill each other, because I don't think either of us wants to listen to Cavallone
Hibari: Oh, I know you're quite incapable of self-control. Which is why I suggest we move this indoors
Squalo: Well then, after you, brat
Hibari: Come on. *and he's off toward his training building*
Squalo: *follows him, body thrumming in anticipation for this fight*
Hibari: *on the way there summons Roll; she's quite eager for a good fight, too*
Squalo: *holds off on his own animal for now; he'll do that when they get inside*
Hibari: *great, the big hall is empty, it'll do perfectly~*
Squalo: *hell, it's going to be harder to cause some actual destruction in here, but he's going to try*
Hibari: *oh, he's welcome to do so; nobody's caused worse destruction here yet than Roll's spikes*
Squalo: *finally calls his Grande Pioggia Squalo, getting into a fighting stance* You ready for this, kid?
Hibari: *smirks, tonfas out* I'll bite you to death.
Squalo: *snorts* Bet you say that to the Cavallone all the time. Then again, he's always liked a little pain with his pleasure~
Hibari: Oh, he loves my bites. *and that's all the warning Squalo's going to get*
Squalo: *luckily, he doesn't need much warning; he's been doing this longer than Hibari has after all* Oh, is that all he loves? I'm surprised, I figured he would tell you how much he actually loves his whip being used
Hibari: *great, take a Roll from behind* Oh, he adores it. Around his wrists especially
Squalo: *dodging that, he'd rather not get spiked, thank you very much* *but hey, you can have a big shark about to chomp you instead* Bet you don't have the guts to take him when he's like that and hear just how much he screams~
Hibari: Oh, but that's the best time to take him~ So responsive~ *sorry, he's not getting chomped, here's a hedgehog shield*
Squalo: Try blindfolding him, it's even better. The screams and begging are even louder then~ *since the hedgehog is caught up with his shark, he's going to try to go for the opening and attack Hibari directly*
Hibari: *see, the great thing about tonfas is that they're just as good for defending as they are for attack~* Oh, I'm sure you know all about his screams and begging~ He can get quite vocal, can't he?
Squalo: *smirks and pushes against the parry, moving Hibari back* Yeah. I had to gag him a few times in order to get him to be quiet so we weren't caught. But he has such a pretty voice, it was hard to do
Hibari: *well, he'll just bounce right off and launch an attack from the side, then* So how does it feel, knowing that he traded you for someone younger?
Squalo: *ducks out of the way, blow glancing against his shoulder before he launches his own attack* Considering I tossed him off first, I don't actually care
Hibari: Your loss. He's actually tolerable the rare times he acts according to his position~
Squalo: *laughs* You mean like he's your little bitch?
Hibari: Oh, no~ I quite prefer him acting like an actual don~ *exchanging blows while they talk as though it's not a big deal*
Squalo: *quirks an eyebrow as they keep fighting* Oh, so you like being the bitch? I hadn't seen that one coming
Hibari: Oh, no~ I like seeing him order others around with all his might. Then I take him behind closed doors and strip away all that authority to bend him to my will~ *okay, so occasionally dominant Dino is damn hot in bed too, but that's one thing he will never admit to Squalo*
Squalo: Hm...there is something to be said for taking all that power away from him. Bend him over the bed and strip it all away
Hibari: Or, hell, just bend him over a desk. It makes for a nice view nevertheless~
Squalo: Sometimes the desk makes for a better view~
Hibari: Quite so~ *smirk smirk, guess what's back from teasing the shark?*
Squalo: *well, fuck, rolling away from that* You know what makes an even better view? When he's riding you~
Hibari: Oh, yes~ The flushed face and messy hair, sweat rolling down his chest~
Squalo: *looks for the opening to attack again* Head tossed back, mouth open and panting, hips frantically moving because he just can't get enough~ *alright, he'll admit that he did miss it a little bit*
Hibari: *doing the same, a delighted smirk on his face* Cursing and praying and begging all at once in three different languages~
Squalo: Or four, if you count his gibberish *there's the opening and going for the attack now~*
Hibari: *damn, can't quite get away from that, and though he isn't quite skewered he does start bleeding*
Squalo: *smirks at that, nostrils flaring a bit* Mmm...do you know the best thing about sharks? Once your blood is in the water, they always have your scent *attack gets fiercer, teeth showing as he smirks*
Hibari: And you know the best thing about hedgehogs? *smirk* Get too close and you get hurt
Squalo: Really now? *Hibari's close enough to the wall to do this* *surges forward, knocking Hibari back against the wall and pressing the sword to his throat* Care to show me when you have a shark's teeth at your throat? *presses the length of his body against him so he doesn't have room to move and...well, hello there* My, seems like someone's been enjoying our fight~
Hibari: *smirks, quite unafraid, before licking his lips* But of course~ Because however much you may talk, I'm the one who leaves from here to go to fuck Bucking Horse~
Squalo: *growls softly and presses his sword against him harder, though not enough to cut* *is...smirking though, doesn't seem offended or pissed off* Maybe you do, but just so you know, I fucked him first
Hibari: Oh, I'm aware. I suppose I should thank you~ You've taught him well
Squalo: *smirks* Since I'm the one who taught him...*leans in to whisper in his ear* I guess whenever he's fucking you, that means I'm the one fucking you, brat~
Hibari: And I bet that thought is firmly in your mind every night as you crawl into your lonely bed~
Squalo: *chuckles a bit* Who said that my bed was lonely? Besides, whoever said I wanted to fuck you?
Hibari: You certainly seem quite gleeful at the idea~
Squalo: *snorts* Not likely. I have better things to do with my time. Like wash my hair
Hibari: I guess we'll see you sometime next year, then
Squalo: *rolls his eyes* That was just lame
Hibari: As you are about to be if you don't either let me go or continue the fight.
Squalo: *snorts* How, exactly? It's not like you've got anywhere to move right now. I'd say this is a victory, since I can't actually kill you right now
Hibari: Oh, if you say so. *except the voice's coming from behind Squalo, and this Hibari in front of him is just smirking*
Squalo: Son of a...*whirls to face Hibari and growling* I really fucking hate illusionists
Hibari: *the one behind him* Illusionist? Me? Surely you jest
Squalo: You're losing an illusion, you're a fucking illusionist. I fucking hate you little shits
Hibari: You're just bitter *and puff, the Hibari in front of him is gone*
Squalo: *twirls to face the one behind him* I just hate people using dirty fucking tricks instead of fighting head on
Hibari: *except that one's the fake, not like he went anywhere from under the blade, except now he's totally moving away with the sword off his throat* Just be grateful I don't use it to attack.
Squalo: *snorts* I wouldn't be surprised you'd use a dirty trick like that. It's not like you can beat me in a fair fight
Hibari: Oh, yeah? *Hi, this is Roll, also known as fucking huge ball of steel-rending spikes*
Squalo: Fuck me! *rolls, one of the spikes tearing through his jacket and cutting his upper arm, but not spearing him, luckily* You little shit *slicing at him, determined to give him another cut to match his own*
Hibari: Idiot shark *and rushes right toward him*
Squalo: *parries his attack, snarling at him* Stupid hedgehog *going to try a headbutt right now*
Hibari: *after another bit of fighting, comes to a halt on top of Roll, glancing at a clock on the wall* ...Well. That's about it
Squalo: *stops short, blinking* What's it? What the fuck are you talking about?
Hibari: The fight. I have a prior engagement
Squalo: ...Who the fuck gives a shit about a prior engagement? We're fucking fighting
Hibari: So you'll tell Mammon you prevented me from showing up on time, then?
Squalo: ...Well, fuck. You had to have an appointment with that annoying illusionist?
Hibari: Well, I wasn't planning on having a fight today, stupid shark.
Squalo: *growls softly* You always plan on having a fight. You know that shit
Hibari: Yes, but not before meeting him. *jumps down, letting Roll shrink until she's on his shoulder, then returning her to her ring* I'll kill you some other time.
Squalo: *smirks a little* Fine, I'll kill you some other time. We'll have to meet some place off campus
Hibari: *smirk* Absolutely.
Squalo: Get going, or I'm going to come after you again
Hibari: *just laughs and dashes off*
Squalo: *rolls his eyes and goes to attend to his wounds*