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[reborn_ronin]

Walking to the john...I belch. No ordinary belch. Big, ugly, ramen-and-diet-cola belch. A second later, the ceiling light directly above me goes out.

Only conclusion:
I F'n ROCK!!!

Comments

[sleepytreedrago]

Diet cola? I'm sorry, but this disqualifies you from any sort of belching praise.

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[reborn_ronin]

I'm gonna disagree with you here. Diet cola and ramen is one of those rare belches that make people turn and think someone needs medical attention...pales in comparison to the Tab-and-banana burp, which naturally occurs and tastes like evil. If evil had a taste, this would be it, and the sound isn't much better.