i am currently downloading the 15th season of bob ross's the joy of painting, aka the tranquilizer of the gods. never again will a night remain sleepless. his serenely monotonous voice knocks me out about 10 minutes in everytime ( Read more... )

i really need to make some new fucking friends, and start being nicer to the ones who don't treat me like shit. enough is efuckingnough, you know ( Read more... )

the misses dyed her hair red.


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holy fucking christ, the new zao's good!!!

i liked their last new one, funeral of god, but this just rapes it upside down and sideways.

go get it NOW!!!

me and jessica got a ferret!!! his name's Lord Sebastian Rodan...the 3rd. well, to me at least. i don't know if she likes the name all that much. he's either rodan or sebastian to her, from what i understand. he's a cute little fucker. i'll post some pictures later, most likely.

p.s. rough sex is where its at. spread the word.

Hey smilin' strange
You're lookin' happily deranged
Could you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?
Hey Sandy
Don't you talk back,
Hey Sandy

why didn't anyone ever get suspicious that arty was a child molester?

i finally quit! so begins my summer job hunt.

i am so incredibly sad right now. i got written up fucking TWICE at work today! one time was for using my phone. the stupid fucking general manager dickface cought me talking to jess, and sounded all buddy buddy and shit about it. he even had a smile on his face and called me "bud" when he told me to give him my phone for the rest of the day. i ( Read more... )

so the guy that jess was together with right before me got his car fucked up, and of course all his piece of shit friends think i did it. i'm not going to go into details as to why, but it goes without saying that i have a horrendous history with that douchebag. i WISH that i could take the credit for doing it, but sadly i had nothing to do with it ( Read more... )

i don't remember being this excited over a movie. i fucking adore the silent hill series, but i always thought that the slow pace and excellent stories would make for a better movie in the long run. holy shit...i can't fucking wait ( Read more... )