( i'm just going to post more dorky stuff what else do I write about )

So I was at the bowling alley and there was a group of people slightly younger than me holding a birthday party when some chick came up behind a dude and smashed cake into his face and he huffed "what did you do that for? I'm wearing foundation!"

hahaha, classic

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Sarah Palin ridiculed for Canadian health care use

hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So I was singing The Pretender the other day and I think the power of rock must have shattered my sinuses because it wrecked my throat and then I caught a cold so for the last few days I've been coughing up mucus.

The Pretender is a hard song to sing. :(

( I still play that WoW game sometimes )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6LoC9KUVtI

I guess this is old hat but hoooooly lol

Oh and someone keeps vandalizing the apartment complex I live in by supergluing Oreos to the wall what the fuck

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SHERLOCK HOLMES

Pros:
- Is Fight Club
- Robert Downey Jr. managed to film a movie without showing up at the studio barefoot and holding a shotgun
- Smartassery
- I think a chick pistol whips someone, that's always awesome

Cons:
- Too many women, not enough cocaine
- Is Fight Club

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0359hSerDeE

this video changed my life

Went to a bookstore the other day and I couldn't find a damn thing I was looking for because nothing was in alphabetical order.

How the hell.