So I just got a phone call that went horribly! I thought nick called and that he said "Hey, who loves you?" Like he had good news or something. Well, I'm in a good mood and decided to be a smart ass, so I responded "Well, Jesus loves me, this I know. Ummm, my mom loves me." And then I got cut off by another question of his and realised that it was ( Read more... )

Ummm, is it just me, or did the lighting of the olympic flame not look like the lighting of a gigantic joint?

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1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with? Rosario ( Read more... )

Guess who has a J to the O B gyn. MEEE!!! WOOO! Money! Seriously though, Olive Garden off of 20 and cooper, good location + decent traffic inside the restaraunt = hella tips. So I have 9 days of training starting Monday. Each day will be from 9 to 4 or 5. So, what the hell we're going to be doing I don't know but we'll see. Oh and at night I may be ( Read more... )

"Ours is a real marriage. We don't cheat on each other. When we have sex with other people, we do it together."

Ahhh, Real Sex. Thank you HBO.

So, Britt has been asleep since noon. That's a total of 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17...17 hours. She woke up at midnight really sick and with a 102 degree fever. She was absolutely miserable and looked it. I have to check her temp every 30 minutes and it's down to 99 which is EXCELLENT. It's really remarkable how peaceful sleep is. ( Read more... )

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