Act 1, Scene 45 - The Boys are Back in Town

Mar 16, 2011 10:04

Dear Fishbowl,

Apparently it's war now. Well trust me, I intend to bring it.

Love and Kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Cross is a fatty.

P.P.S. Hi guys. What's up?

P.P.P.S. So apparently I accidentally all our stuff, house, savings, you know. Anyone interested in the Evil Overlord Charity Fund? It involves you, me and a cup of coffee, to start

fuck you sphere, out of socks, never standing still, evil overlord, clothes for the love of god, i want my guitar hero, it's always a trap, in my motherfucking tree, oops, reporting in

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She is just too intrigued to stay out of this one. XD viva_la_materia March 16 2011, 19:16:55 UTC
Who're you?

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<3! reckless_rebel March 17 2011, 02:48:51 UTC
Name's Dash. Resident Overlord. Apparently I've been a bit absent. Overslept my alarm.

You?

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^_^ viva_la_materia March 17 2011, 04:04:16 UTC
Overlord, huh? I sure never heard of you.

The name's Marbles! The slayer of zombies, the rider of unicorns, and barmaid extraordinaire! [Pause.] Oh, and I work the Scrapyard in the mornings, so if you need me to hook you up with a better alarm, I'm your girl!

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reckless_rebel March 24 2011, 05:40:31 UTC
My minions have been lax then, beatings for all.

Nice ta meetya Marbles. Sounds like you're one hell of an over-achiever.

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books_and_toads March 16 2011, 19:25:10 UTC
Evil Overlord? And here I was wondering what we were missing. Clearly, you're the man for the job.

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reckless_rebel March 17 2011, 02:49:24 UTC
This place just doesn't function right without me. It's a tough job but someone's gotta step up.

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feathered_earth March 16 2011, 19:51:18 UTC
Hey, you! It's about time. I was hoping to see your handwriting again.

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reckless_rebel March 17 2011, 02:49:51 UTC
Hey Short Stack, been holding down the fort while I napped?

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feathered_earth March 17 2011, 02:55:02 UTC
Of course! But I'm not very good at evil or lording over things, so it'll be a relief to have you back on the job.

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reckless_rebel March 17 2011, 02:56:19 UTC
Well down my young Padawan, soon, together we will rule the Fishbowl.

Mwah ha ha ha.

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wayofflowers March 16 2011, 22:16:53 UTC
[Ink drip.]

Dash?

[Best to, y'know. Confirm.]

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reckless_rebel March 17 2011, 02:50:24 UTC
The one and only. Bellflower?

[One word is a little tough to go on for recognition.]

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wayofflowers March 17 2011, 03:15:28 UTC
Yes.

Welcome back - you have been missed.

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reckless_rebel March 24 2011, 05:41:39 UTC
Thanks. How have you been? Hear I've been gone a while.

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esoteric_rose March 16 2011, 22:49:39 UTC
The Sphere has descended into chaos without your leadership.

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reckless_rebel March 17 2011, 02:50:56 UTC
I knew it. It's going to be so hard to get the peons back in line. Got any gossip for my Juli?

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esoteric_rose March 17 2011, 03:28:12 UTC
What have people already told you about what you've missed? I wouldn't want to bore you by repeating.

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reckless_rebel March 24 2011, 05:42:14 UTC
Not much actually. The rumor mill's dead or something.

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