[Riley clicks her comm on, and on a whim changes the setting to video. Hello, MS Elegante, have a Riley on your screens! She appears to be chilling on her bed in her room.
It's been a week since her death, and she's feeling more herself now to talk to the boat at large once more.]So, I'm sorry to say that there is no gift shop in the afterlife. No
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Jinx might as well chat her up.]
How 'bout "I died and came back to life and all I got was this Stroh?"
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What's Stroh?
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Pure gold, I tell ya.
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Do you think there's a market for erotic vampire snuff films on this ship? Think I could become a movie star on this little boat, mister?
[Yes, she's kiiind of affecting a bit of a naive-young-girl tone to her voice.]
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[Have video of him sticking his lower jaw out and stroking his beard.]
I mean, vampires gotta wank to something, right? And plus, there's people that get off on that kinda stuff anyway.
You could definitely corner the market.
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As it stands, Riley's flirting level goes to "low" when she replies.]
People get off to all sorts of things.
I guess all I need now is to find a camera and some intrepid camera man willing to help me catch this all on film.
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She settles for a shrug and a smile.]
I did. Picked a hell of a way to go out too. How many people can say they got to choose the time, place, and method of their own death?
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Of course that's all very well and good, but I think when it comes down to it, most people would rather stick with being alive than go with the alternative.
[He pauses for a moment.]
Still, I suppose there wasn't really any harm in it- you did come back, after all.
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[She shrugs, seemingly unconcerned.]
Now it's just one more thing to check off my list of "Things I've done" and it wasn't even the last, as expected.
[Riley grins at her small joke.]
So, one thing down, and more to go. Got any suggestions for what new thing I should try next?
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