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[recycldthoughts]

Im tired and sore and all I want is advil and sleep but its all okay because last night was waaay fun. so, although ms. houston is gone, and we miss her, we are partying it up in her honor. if i had enough energy to write all the funny things down so i could remember them when I come back and read this livejournal at the end of summer, I would.

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"but jesse.. the three of us ARE stoned!"

[hashbrowns]

..and that is just the beginning.

piece of shit

[anonymous]

k so... amanda... i have been reading ur replies to kristine's post and its wayy sad. Why do you carry so much aggression??? is it because of ur inability to gain some weener cuz it always seems like ur baggin kristine for "giving the worst head ever" (how would you know?????u have a pepito??) well i have a present for you. its a poem- self titled -amanda

*Amanda*
so you live in the boo so you think your cool,
you splash out all the water when you jump into a pool.
you bag on others cuz u have no self esteem,
perhaps its cuz you cant fit into a size nineteen.
I want to ask when was the last time you hooked up with a guy?
mayub when u read that u let out a sigh.
because what im thinkin is it never really happend,
mayb for your first time people will stand up and start clappin.
so let me toss you a spoon so u can eat my butt,
u aint got shit on kristine..u wanna be slut.

Re: piece of shit

[thecoloredluvr]

Check and mate

Re: piece of shit

[anonymous]

who is this anyway?

[anonymous]

well isnt that fucked up. it was a sad excuse for a poem anyway but the funny thing is i don't even give a shit about kristine. more people besides me dont like her...a lot apparently since they compile a shit talking escapade on ur website. so get the fuck over yourself and dont talk shit on your fucking internet journal, your the one who needs to grow a weener and choke on it you fucking cunt. the end.

second saga of the self titled poem *amanda*

[anonymous]

Wow baby that was the best thing i have ever heard,
You prolly ate a spoonful of lard between every word.
Your cottage cheese thighs are sick,
I wouldnt fuck you with magic johnson's dick.
Choke on a weener is what you tell me,
A hard shit talkin ho is all you wanna be.
Sometimes i think about how you got obese,
mayb its just nature and ur a large beast.
A wooly mamoth, sabertooth tiger, a 700lb buffalo,
Jenny craig is the only place you should go.
So drop your insecurities also the crispy creams,
Jelly doughnuts and fried chicken occur only in your wet dreams.
U scare all the people walking down the road
with your fat cameltoe and ur tits sagging low.
im gonna stop being mean and start being nice,
hurry up baby... go finish ur plate of beans and rice.

[qvc]

hey everyone, that thing that says 'reply to this comment' sure comes in useful and stuff, so use it.

and hey, it's kieran.