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[red_child]

Did you hear about that pseudo intellectual horror film...
"Cats of the Living Dead"?
If you want to know what it's about... you can ask Schrodinger.

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[red_child]

The creature from Hell told the little girl, "But everybody's a sinner."

The little girl looked to the creature, then her dog, then asked, "Even Scruffy?"

"No..." maintained the creature, "Scruffy's a buddy, not a body."

[red_child]

Nobody understands me...

...when I talk...

...because I'm schizophrenic.

[red_child]

But thoughts? Man... thoughts... those things are great.
I mean I just *love* putting things in my head
Weird right? I mean, I'm a *man*
Shouldn't I love putting my head in things?
But really though, thoughts!