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1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Grown-ups pay bills?? Damn.
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
This is so cliche, but I think a secluded table at a small, semi-expensive, dark restaurant is quite sexy.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Over the summer in Madrid, where it was LEGAL. I was out dancing, and instead of drinking water, I opted for vodka tonics. Bad call, my friends. Very bad call.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never. That would be sad and painfully awkward.
5. Name of your 2nd grade teacher?
Mr. Hayes.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Laying in the sun on the deck of a sailboat, listening to music.
7. How many colleges did you attend?
Erm, have attended one, am currently attending another.
8. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
It's cold outside, and this shirt is warm.
9. GAS PRICES First thought?
When I have a car, which I don't at present.
10. If you could be anywhere and take someone with you...Who & where?
St. John's Island. With . . . my invisible friend.
11. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
This is . . . interrupting.
12. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Opossum.
13. What chore do you most despise?
God damn fucking vacuuming.
14. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Hell yeah.
15. Get up early or sleep in?
Well, how late was I up?
16. What is your favorite cartoon character?
The Last Unicorn (did she have a name?)
17. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Vandalization.
18. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I listen to country music.
19. Are you planning on remaining in your current field?
Current field of student? Not for too long . . .
20. If you are not married, do you see yourself married in the next five yrs?
No.
21. Your favorite lunch meat?
Roast Beef.
22. What do you get every time you go into a Wal-Mart?
Food.
23. Beach or lake?
Beach. Most definitely.
24. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
I haven't decided yet.
25. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
No one. But Facebook's a different story.
26. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Trashy fashion magazines and emo music.
27. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
I honestly don't know.
28. What's "your" drink?
Coffee.
29. Non-alcoholic:
Wait? The first one was alcoholic? Oh.
30. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians.
31. Cops or Robbers?
Neither.
32. Do you fall for the bad boy/girl type?
In theory.
33. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
No clue. Probably a guy.
34. Which cast member of Friends are you most like?
I've never seen an episode of Friends, actually.
35. What do you want when you are sick?
Lots and lots of tea.
36. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Tyler Jones
37. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Don't have a car
38. Norm or Cliff?
?
39. The Cosby Show or The Simpsons:
The Simpsons
40. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
To answer that question, I would need "relationship" and "mistake" to both be defined.
41. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
No one sits across from me?
42. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
Dick Cheny (c'mon, he's almost dead anyway)
43. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Britney Spears. So I could slap her.
44. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Negative
45. Last book you read for real?
"The Kiss" by Katherine Harrison. It's very, very disturbing.
46. Do you have a teddy bear?
No.
47. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
School bathroom?
48. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
The beachy part near Los Angeles.
49. Number of texts in a day?
If I can't avoid it, one or two.
50. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Career.
51. Pencil or pen?
Pen, even though I ALWAYS make mistakes.
52. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller??
I want that convertible.
53. How many jobs have you had?
A couple?
54. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
In a totally different life.
55. What do you think of the person that took this survey before you?
I fear her epee.