I've just been beaten at arm-wrestling.

By a seven-year-old boy. I was even trying.

I'm going to go cry now.

But I couldn't resist giving porn to Salazar.


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((Another long one! My readers are so lucky lately... or, you know, not.))

( Once upon a time she dreamt of her gun... )

Covers up to just prior to meeting FutureSeras and FutureYumi/ko. The consequences of that plot aren't stable enough to write in, yet. Any information that I wasn't able to find from canon, such as birthdays and birthplace and the like, I shamelessly made up. If you have a problem with that, talk to Hirano about his thoroughly skimpy character ( Read more... )

D managed to convince Seras that things would be better if she warned Alucard what was going on, despite the dire threats Yumie made. So that's what she's on her way to do. She makes a brief stop in her room to clean up bloodstains from tears and crumbs from waffles, checking herself out with the third eye. It would do. She might not give away what ( Read more... )

( I haven't done a meme in a while. )

Thank goodness that's over. Seras had been worried she'd left it too long, that she'd get caught in the blast. But she's home, with three cases of dirt and a nice coffin for Yumiko- the rest will come later, as long as the world doesn't end first. She flops back onto her bed and sighs. It's good to be home.

Seras hates flying. She never flew when she was alive, but even then she didn't like the idea. It's not as bad now that she's a true vampire- she might even be able to spend the trip out of the coffin, but she doesn't want to. And she's convinced the charter plane to fly overland most of the trip, only the English Channel and the Japan Sea will be ( Read more... )

You will take over Argentina using only a match - a rubber band and bottle cap


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