I've been collecting Muggle newspaper clippings about the weird weather - don't know about you, but it all sounds a bit dodgy to me. I know we can get some funny weather in May, but what do you think of this?
And these other ones:
"GREEN SKY AT NIGHT: FERRY PASSENGERS TERROR"
"THE END IS NIGH! (POSSIBLY.)"
"THOUSANDS STRANDED AS SUPERSTORM DESCENDS."
"SCIENTISTS BAFFLED - MAGNETIC POLAR SHIFT?"
"SHIPS LOST AS NAVIGATORS FAIL - HAVE THE POLES MOVED?"
"NORTHERN LIGHTS MOVE SOUTH - AURORA BOREALIS SEEN OVER DOVER"
"IT WAS LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD - MOTHER OF SIX CHARLENE REPORTS"
They all take a slightly different angle, but the upshot's the same - green lights in the sky, compasses going mental, no one able to get in or out of Britain and a lot of the Muggle eklectricity not working. I think we've got something to worry about.