( 6 for now, maybe more later )

captain crunch is more addictive than crack.

another meaningless one. enjoy.

( blah blah )

once again, nick comes home tonight. hell yes.

( K-Schwall )

last night i dreamt that max rockman stabbed thadius simpson with a broken beer bottle. the kid was bleeding all over the place so i called an ambulance and told them that thadius was about to die, so get here fast. when the ambulance showed up a cardinal walked stepped out of it. i remember saying "what the fuck, you're not even a doctor! what are ( Read more... )

When feeling down, skip your homework and play frisbee.

When feeling down, never listen to ben folds.

( flashback! )

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