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[red_tanaka]

.....I'm moving out the second I find an apartment.

This stupid fucking roommate of mine is EATING my computers! I have a lot of electronics, and they're expensive and breakable. I don't need this creep trying to break them!

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[gaku_nii_chan]

....

Excuse me?

Did you say he's eating your computers?

[red_tanaka]

EATING. Eating my computers and my parts!! I'm trying to build an awesome one, and he's eating my work!

[gaku_nii_chan]

Is that even possible? I mean...wouldn't he choke? Maybe that would be a good thing. Is there an area you're looking to move to?

[red_tanaka]

I want to move anywhere that I can afford. Looking around Den Den Town since I spend all my time there, anyway.

[psych_shinji]

Eating?? As in...taking the parts, putting them in his mouth, chewing, and swallowing?

What kind of person can do that? Second, what kind of person can do that and *not* be killed by you yet?

[red_tanaka]

Yeah. EATING. He even said that some of the metal parts didn't TASTE GOOD.

He's fucking insane, my computer parts are EXPENSIVE, and because I'm building for another person, I have to replace his shit out of pocket because of this bastard. I wish I had a box cutter.

[psych_shinji]

Ummm. And here I thought it was common sense that metal doesn't taste good. Is this guy *supposed* to be in college, or a mental halfway house somewhere, and the two just got confused?

A box cutter would work. First, take his money to pay for his buffet, though.

[red_tanaka]

You tell me. The entry by the screamy guy? Yeah, he's my roommate. Shit, I thought Kouhei was bad when he was excited.

They're not finding the pieces of this guy. I can't even salvage anything to repair!

[zenpersonified]

...Eating? Out of curiosity, has he asked you to sleep with him yet?

[red_tanaka]

No, not yet. He was too busy finding my spare motherboard to be a yummy snack.

[zenpersonified]

He's already asked me to sleep with him.

This is just giving me a reason to move out far sooner than I was planning.

[red_tanaka]

What the hell is he?

You and me both, Yanagi-senpai.

[kin_go_rawr]

You changed colors!! Don't get mad at me because you change colors!

[red_tanaka]

What the hell are you talking about? I don't change colors!

[kin_go_rawr]

Yes you do, you turn blue!!!!!! You pink now!

[red_tanaka]

My hair is RED, idiot.

You're boring.

[zai_hacker]

...Uh. Is your roommate bouncy with red hair? >>;

[red_tanaka]

And making my motherboard into an afternoon snack.