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Nov 28, 2006 05:16

Basil grunted and threw down the control to his game. Godamn, he was so fucking bored of playing single player all the time! He had a friend now and everything, except he was too big to fight in the base, and he had no hands! With a little whimper, and not for the first time, Basil wished Lord Andrew was a bit more humanish. Then quickly got ( Read more... )

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vollybomb November 28 2006, 23:21:51 UTC

Said god was too busy brooding to notice his little zealot.

Andy stared at his holographic legs. Normally, he'd had just picked something like a sanghelli to model himself after, or maybe his old self, but he picked a human. One wearing pants. Whatever happened to commando?

He might have complained about the boredom had he not been used to it.

red_zealot November 29 2006, 12:12:42 UTC

Said little Zealot pointed dramatically at said broody god and shouted, "Desacrater!" just before he tackled the holographic image.

And busted his head open on the tank as he flew right through.

"Ow~!" he whined, rubbing his head as he respawned a short distance away.

vollybomb November 29 2006, 12:17:51 UTC

"What the fuck?!" Andy exclaimed as Basil killed himself running right through him.

"Basil?" Andy leaned over the body.

red_zealot November 29 2006, 12:22:00 UTC

"That one's dead," Basil replies, walking over to examine his body. Ew, brains. The corpse is removed from Andy's chasis and placed somewhere out of sight, and therefore out of mind.

He comes back feeling rather sheepish and humbly kneels before holoAndy. "I'm sorry, my lord," he apologizes, "I saw someone on the tank and thought it was a heathen. I didn't realize that it could have been you."

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vollybomb November 30 2006, 13:14:01 UTC

Andy reformed next to Basil with his arm on his chest, "Where you originally from?

red_zealot November 30 2006, 13:15:54 UTC

Basil shrugged. "Dunno. The lab was top secret, so I never really knew where it was."

vollybomb November 30 2006, 13:18:19 UTC

Andy shook his head, "I mean, before that. Where are your parents from?"

red_zealot November 30 2006, 13:33:14 UTC

"But I don't have any parents," Basil replied, feeling horribly confused. "I was born and raised in a lab."

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vollybomb December 1 2006, 13:00:40 UTC

"Yeah, well, he's a crazy, brain damaged motherfucker. Probably had a flashback or something. ...Sanghelli-fucker. And no, you did not narrowly escape having a British accent."

red_zealot December 1 2006, 13:02:26 UTC

Basil's face dropped. Oh. That meant the perv. "Would now be a bad time to mention that he's groped me before?"

vollybomb December 1 2006, 13:10:10 UTC

Andy scowled, "That motherfucker's going to die."