Jumping the band wagon
by limitedbythesky
red_zealot's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 10% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 12:25:44 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 11:33:04 AM
Alco Money! : $ 413
Guests of Honour
lopez_valente is a disconsolate Buddhist and a newbie boozer. lopez_valente drank 7 Ales, 3 Brandys.
pvt_tucker is a cheery Atheist. pvt_tucker drank 6 Irish Creams, 6 Pulques, 5 Stouts, 2 Brandys, 1 Sherry.
simmons2point0 is a rosy Wiccan and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. simmons2point0 drank 5 Rums.
cappy_flowers is an edgy Wiccan. cappy_flowers drank 11 Sambuccas, 4 Whiskeys, 1 Sherry, 1 Mescal, 1 Pilsner.
pvt_church is an enthusiastic Taoist. pvt_church drank 3 Sherrys.
m808btank is a compulsive Agnostic. m808btank drank 11 Aftershocks, 1 Kahlua, 2 Sambuccas, 1 Rum.
freelancer_w is a jaded Atheist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. freelancer_w drank 3 Red Wines, 6 Goldschlagers, 1 White Russian, 2 Lagers.
freelancertex7 is a cheery Atheist and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler. freelancertex7 drank 10 Absinthes.
red_zealot is an insecure Liberal Christian and a bumbling, stumbling, bona-fide drunk. red_zealot decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
sgt_goodbutter is a rosy Hindu. sgt_goodbutter drank 9 Gins, 8 Sambuccas, 1 Hot Toddy.
pvt_f_donut is a bewildered Liberal Christian. pvt_f_donut drank 1 White Russian, 1 Cognac.
privategrif is a bewildered Taoist. privategrif drank 1 Bloody Mary.
Sick!
Well it must have been a good party! A total of 7 people barfed everywhere including lopez_valente, pvt_tucker, simmons2point0, cappy_flowers, m808btank, freelancer_w, sgt_goodbutter.
Lovers
No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like pvt_tucker has found an eternal soulmate in privategrif. Oh the romance!
The Drunkest
To say that sgt_goodbutter loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!
Random Events
According to red_zealot you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.
pvt_tucker told them of their rather
strange fetish which involved them dressing up in m808btank's mothers wedding dress before egging themselves off. m808btank
quickly called the police. pvt_tucker is now behind bars.
sgt_goodbutter new livejournal handle is sgt_goodbutter_is_a_rotten_old_drunk.
Happy New Year!
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Poor, poor Sarge the drunk.