Mine!

[redarius]

Mmm, greed. I'm no Gordon Gekko, but neither am I a guilty white liberal who is thoroughly and unreasonably convinced that all corporatist greed is bad. Like all things, moderation is called for... but how can one differentiate the desire to acquire more and be successful from greed? Scale certainly matters... I don't need ALL THE THINGS, but

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[illian]

Indeed, I like my gems like I like my men -- cut and uncut.

*chokes on drink* Damn you! I wasn't expecting that!

Although after reading 1-5, I think I can see why Wish appeals so much. ;)

[bender772]

I just loved the line about liking gems the way you like your men. Hilarious!

I agree 100% with no. 7. I thought "the gays" were supposed to have innate talents and love to cook and clean. It seems to have skipped us by.

[redarius]

*grin* yeah, it's pretty obvious, isn't it?

[cutenyeboi]

All the above on #7. :-)

[zoltrix]

You will tithe 10% of your wealth to your Canadian Overlords.