this is funny

nobody wants to post on my journal....

well kids, i managed to break my arm... my friend liz and i were leaving the bowling alley and this jerk was being a real dick to his friend and as i was walking by he decided to back out of his parking space without looking or shutting his door... his door caught me and dragged me 15 feet and then i got thrown another 10 or so... i spent an hour ( Read more... )

dont ask...

A man is sitting at home after coming home from a long days work. He gets a phone call. It's the hospital. The nurse on the phone says "Mr. Jones, come quick there has been an accident". He rushes to the hospital where he is greated by the doctor. The doctor pulls him aside, "Mr. Jones, your wife has been in a horrible car accident" he exclaims. " ( Read more... )

"SARA IS A GIRL
THAT LIVES BY THE SEA
SHE EATS CORN FROM A CAN
SHE DRINKS UNSWEETENED TEA
SHE DRIVES AN ICE CREAM TRUCK
THAT NEVER RUNS WELL
AND SHES GOING ON TRIP
STRAIGHT TO FUCKING HELL"
-Psychobilly Trash

OK SHE HELPED ME ALOT BUT THEN SHE GOT PISSED....

I have tried really hard today to figure out what the fuck is going on with LJ. I tried to figure out Fonts, Colors, styles and whatever else i could fuck up... I tried to get Sara to help me and she just kept getting upset with me...

WHatever, i figured it out... Lets see how bad i can fuck up now!

Peace out Honky's!

Ok kids its Saturday and I once again wake with no idea what I am going to do with my day. I do know that I talked to an old aquaintance last night and he shared with me what it is he is doing for our fine city. IF you want to know, goto Downtownpete.com and sign his guest-book. This is NOT my favorite place to be in the world and I would much ( Read more... )

Well I am not a writter, but this is my first instalment into, LJ. I am an artist who is looking for other artist in my area to join REd Arrow stuios and be a part of St Petes new arts Co-op... Ill be back!