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[redbeard]

BEAVERS INVADE THE BRONX!

Soon they will take over all of New York!

Oh yes!

Those little fuzzy evil beasts, with their little beady eyes and maniacal paws....

Awwww! Maniacal!

Comments

[anonymous]

Sure, they're cocky now, but just wait a few years. I confidently expect to be served a pastrami sandwich by a chain-smoking beaver, who will then ask if I know anyone who's willing to read this short story he's been submitting to the New Yorker.

Josh

[powerfrau]

YEAH. Maybe a chantey should be written to celebrate it?