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Dear livejournal friends

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[mosscoveredrock]

dude, i also have no friends. and you are not boring. and i am always here so you can talk to me or visit me when you magically get a car.

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That would be a great plan, except for the fact that you're as addicted to the computer as me! and no matter how many times I have been to your place, I will never remember where it is. when would you like your lover of a kitten?

[mosscoveredrock]

I WOULD LIKE IT NEXT WEEK, DUDE.

[beginthebeguine]

dear jessica friend,

i, too, am a social retard. it's not cool. the only people i hang out with = my boyfriend and his friends. which is fine because i like spending time with my boyfriend as much as possible. but, when he's at work, i am home running to my computer to check livejournal and jerk off to porn. i can't give you advice, but i sure can sympathize. maybe even cry with you. i can make a few suggestions though: stalk locals on myspace, walk around town saying hi to everyone you see, move to schenectady, new york. i hope something happens soon. because you're too awesome for loneliness.

sincerely,
brittney

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haha i love to jerk off to porn as well. mmm topless babes barely legal, yum;.

thank you though, i am glad i have someone to cry about it with!

[ramonessenomar]

i have a few suggestions. one, hang out in dark and unfriendly local bars. two, smile at strangers but never say hello. three, wear lots of blush all over your face. four, make a half way through the year resolution to not go on the computer unless checking email or just never. five, remember that old hair style the beehive? six, never expect online friendships to develop into anything more. seven, start looking into marrying a rich middle aged man. eight, look into a shotgun.

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I F UCKing ATEYOU GET OUT OF MY LIFE. GET IN THIS BAG,

[ramonessenomar]

p.s. i still love you. especially your armpits.

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p.s. quit touching me.

[ramonessenomar]

quit LETTING me touch you. (licks lips)

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ew get those fingers away from my armpits.

[withoutfeeling]

hey i tried to get you to go to the library with me.

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woo let's party at the library. ps, you know how bad i do with surprise visits.