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Jamie called me and told me about porno and about how a weirdo guy bought her a penthouse dildo kit. She brought it with her when she picked me up, and my dog thinks it is an alien that is going to kill him. I turn it on turbo speed and chase him around the house with it. ahahahhaha, this is why I am awesome.

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[renovarseomorir]

i think dildos are the ones that DONT vibrate. what you have is a genuine vibrator, my dear.

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oh, um.. then that.