Well...at this point I actually lose track of them.
I mean I knew looking on the calendar it was that day...but it didn't sink in until I got some spam that congratulated me. So far its an awful lot like being 29 except I can no longer cruise for chicks on college campuses without seeming totally creepy.
I'm pretty sure this isn't right. I'm also sure we had this argument every single year we attempted (meaning Keith and I, poorly) to keep track of it. Therefore, you're still 29. Stop listening to reason, logic, and spam. Resume cruising for chicks on college campuses until I contact Keith and resolve this issue, which is impossible, so you're still 29 until I've contacted Keith which may be any time between now (you're 27) and until I've contacted Keith (you're 38).
This is official. Please feel free to print it in lieu of your passport for any one-night-stands/Vegas marriages.
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happy birthday!!
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I mean I knew looking on the calendar it was that day...but it didn't sink in until I got some spam that congratulated me. So far its an awful lot like being 29 except I can no longer cruise for chicks on college campuses without seeming totally creepy.
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This is official. Please feel free to print it in lieu of your passport for any one-night-stands/Vegas marriages.
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