Nov 30, 2011 22:14
hAHAHA,
hEEEYYY,
sO TH1S DREAM'S PRETTY AWESOME, nO L1E THERE,
bUT A GUY HAS TO GET H1S ASS UP NOW.
wAKEY WAKEY FOR GOOD OL' GOALPOSTS.
sOMEONE M1ND HELP1NG A LOWBLOOD OUT?
did i mention horns?,
so any help waking up,
where the hell is this,
horns,
sos,
the summoner,
intro,
lysunder,
no seriously,
first entry,
there's kind of this war thing,
and he's kind of like a leader,
time to gtfo,
homestuck
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[So... The predecessor, perhaps? Well, he's not familiar to Darkleer, and so he makes no more attempts at guessing.]
[What he does do is use anonymous text once again. The last few days have been... tiring. He doesn't want to deal with anymore bickering. His energy, his ability to care, everything, is just... wasted.]
Does this feel like a dream to you?
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mORE NOW THAT YOU'RE 1N 1T.
};)
bUT WE'LL SAVE THAT FOR THE NEXT T1ME 1 TAKE A NAP.
fOR NOW 1 NEED TO FOCUS ON GETT1NG UP.
wARS CAN GET PRETTY UGLY W1THOUT THE R1GHT LEADERSH1P, yOU KNOW?
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. . .
Did you just flirt with a completely anonymous stranger, who you don't even know the blood or face of?
[He decides to prioritize.]
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eVERYONE 1S PLENTY F1NE 1N THE1R OWN WAY.
bUT SER1OUSLY, 1 KNOW YOU WANT ME TO COMPL1MENT YOU MORE, aND SEND THAT TH1NK PAN 1NTO A T1ZZY,
bUT THERE ARE EXTREMELY 1MPORTANT REASONS AS TO WHY 1 NEED TO GET UP AS SOON AS POSS1BLE.
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D--> I told you it will take a few days to get your legs done
D--> Stop bothering the network with your games and find another way to entertain yourself
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[Huh, hello highblood dream figment.]
a FEW DAYS?
wELL 1 HOPE WE HAVE D1NNER BEFORE THAT STARTS.
1'M NORMALLY A TAKE 1T SLOW K1ND OF GUY.
aLSO YOUR NEW PET NAME FOR ME 1S CUTE, 1 L1KE 1T.
nO 1DEA WHERE YOU GOT 1T THOUGH.
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D--> Do you want me to send RoboEquius to keep you company
D--> I won't get these done any faster if you keep distracting me by playing around
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[If it is a dream.]
[Yes, it's a dream.]
[...]
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IT IS HAPPILY VERY, VERY REAL.
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1F 1T WASN'T, tHEN 1T'S A N1GHTMARE.
1 CAN'T BE HERE.
1 HAVE TO WAKE UP AND GET THE NEXT TROOP READY FOR TOMORROW.
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YOU WILL EVENTUALLY RETURN TO YOUR OWN TIME AND NOTHING WILL HAVE CHANGED.
SO RELAX.
YOUR TROOPS WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU RETURN.
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[It has to be.]
a PLEASANT THOUGHT,
1'LL G1VE YA THAT, rED.
bUT 1 CAN'T PUT ANY SLACK 1N SOMETH1NG THAT ST1LL FL1ES W1TH DREAM LOG1C.
tHERE'S NO WAY A PLACE L1KE TH1S EX1STS, aND EVEN 1F 1T D1D, 1 SHOULDN'T BE HERE ENJOY1NG MYSELF WH1LE MY WORLD 1S THREATENED BY HER 1MPER1AL HAND.
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uHHHH,
wHAT?
-=so eloquent he is=-
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1'M DREAM1NG.
oR,
aTLEAST 1 THOUGHT 1 WAS.
1 HAVE TO BE.
1...
1 HAVE TO BE.
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tHIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A DREAMING PLACE,
iN MY DREAMS I CAN, uHHH, wALK,
oR MAYBE EVEN FLY,
bUT I CAN'T, dO ANY OF THAT SO,
aWAKE IS A THING THAT IS,
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sLOWLY START1NG TO BEL-
nO,
1T'S GOTTA BE A DREAM,
bUT,
sAY THAT AGA1N,
wALK?
fLY1NG WASN'T SOMETH1NG 1 MANAGED T1LL LATER, bUT WALK1NG 1S SOMETH1NG EVERYONE SHOULD BE GRACED W1TH.
d1D SOMETH1NG HAPPEN?
[Since his figments keep saying this person is apparently his descendant, might as well try to learn more.]
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