magic is faster when it leads to free meals

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note to self: Don't just ride bike because it's faster than walking, because it also keeps the daryls from harassing you.

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[swingonaspiral]

who is a daryl?

and I'll ride with you.

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daryls = derelict
Where I live there are tons of crackheads and homeless asking for change and giving you weird compliments that you maybe would have rather missed. ie, "damn girl, you've got some fine ass titties."

Come up here and ride with me. I'm moving to oakland in two weeks.

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