Don't fuck with me this and next month, Geng ran out of money for his precious alcohol, anyone fucks with me when I'm too sober will regret it. If you haven't seen me get mad, good for you, keep that up.

Today I will introduce my favorite kind of shots, BJ (blowjob) shots. There are many different kinds of BJ shots, its name and recipts varies depend on the area/bar you're in. The following 4 are the most frequent served BJ shots ( Read more... )

I like hockey, I really do like hockey. Besides the fact that the hockey equipments can make the skinniest fuck looks huge, it also allows players to tackle the living fuck outta each other. That's always fun to watch. I guess u can say the samething about football, but hockey is faster, much faster. I mean, I dont really wanna watch a bunch of ( Read more... )

I'm gonna make this entry short and to the point.
School sucks
Alcohol good
Fat bad
Carbs. good
Proteins good
Gaining 10 lbs in a week is beyond bad
I hate diet
But I need it
Therefore
NO ALCOHOL!
I'm quitting drinking
No more tasty food
Lots of fiber
No McDonalds
No ice cream
No chocolate
Only non fat milk
That's it

yay, last night was fun ( Read more... )

We live in an oblivious age, seemly tranquil, but ever changing. Blossoming with radiant aura, but at the same time, wilting into cinders of exquisite misery. While the body soaring towards the space, the mind slips into an infinite abyss. That’s the world we live in, a realm of confusion. People lose their minds in this age, spending all their ( Read more... )

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE you Miss Turk, you're a man hating book fucking armpit sweating dyke! Fuck u and ur pretentous "art of arts sake" shit, fuck u, u sick ugly egomaniac. Fuck your "oh u didn't staple ur hw? I'm gonna take points off" twisted dictatorship. Fuck u and your "oh i wanna strech ur ( Read more... )