i want a job where i can rant and judge things without any real basis except for my 23 years of existence.  like, when i go to my facebook page and i see pictures of my highschool batchmates and i'm like oh wow they're ugly, lock those albums please!  or when i see a stupid commercial like sarsarap and alliversary (see, i can't even recall what's ( Read more... )

the hanson fan wants REAL beer, y'all.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

"I will not be the girl who gets asked how it feels
To be trotting along at the genius' heels"

-Climbing Uphill, The Last Five Years.

bleh.  my brain has stopped working since its not being used.

ano? pagwapuhan tayo ng boyfriend?

didn't think so.

cheskangs is cutting jewels' hair while i look on thinking, well, thinking of nothing, really.

life is full of retards and wrong grammer. yes. yes.

hello apple pie, oh you look so yummy.  with your apples and buttery sweet crust oh my oh my.

I WANT APPLE PIE.

and i am leaving right now to get some.

i love single-girl drama.  i love that i get to live that way up until now is a little sad yet liberating at the same time.  i like spending idle time in front of the TV, watching CSI and obnoxious bridal shows.  i like drinking with my friends and driving home buzzed.  i like answering with a "he's at work", or "he's busy" whenever they ask where ( Read more... )

i haven't had meat for nearly three weeks, and it's the most awful yet liberating (LIBERATING?!?!?!) feeling in the whole world.  for once in my life, i actually think i can control something, which is saying no to chicken joy and fish n' chips.  i am not a happy camper--no, but the dropping dress size is enough for me to crawl though my ordeal ( Read more... )

how many people can scream HEY LOOK ITS YOUR BOSS whenever Hef walks on screen while watching House Bunny?

not that many people, i tell you.

what's the point of this post?

1.  to brag about the boyfriend having the COOLEST job in the world

and

2.  to encourage you to buy PLAYBOY PHILIPPINES and fund our dates!

(mostly its number 2.  i'm loving this ( Read more... )