Database <3

[redcrosse]

MySQL = So Good.

That is All.

Comments

[taranhero]

Given your extensive amounts of spreadsheet-fu, it doesn't surprise me that you are well on your way to becoming a Database Wizard(tm).

[redcrosse]

It is my Mission. I have been Assigned it.

By God.

Do not mess with my data. My data will end you.

[silvergoose]

He's a database wizard
There must be a twist
A database wizard
He's got such a supple wrist

[relevance]

Quite so. MySQL is made of love. Not sure what version you're using, but check out 5.4 sometime if you need blazing fast multi-user performance. Google dropped in a bunch of I/O improvements.

[egowumpus]

Concur!