First Rule [Video/Action for New Bark Town]

[redderbyrules]

[the pokegear is on the ground, and appears to have been turned on when it fell, as a voice comes on though interrupted.]

- If you won't give me adequate answers, then I have no choice but to resort to more dangerous methods!

[She storms on screen, with a little Weedle following her. She stops at a lamp post, inspects it, then nods with approval.]

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[video]

[littleskyflame]

[ Oh god what. ]

W-what are you trying to do?

[video]

[redderbyrules]

[Since vigorously shaking her kneesocks isn't doing anything, she goes to the Pokegear and picks it up.]

You. Explain where I am and how I got here.

[video]

[littleskyflame]

I uh-- I don't know how you got here. But you're in a place called Johto.

[video]

[redderbyrules]

Where is 'Johto'?

[video]

[conscionably]

[What. Even. Castiel has no idea what to make of this but had been perfectly willing to simply ignore it were it not for the mention of Hell.]

Hell has no influence here. [Neither does Heaven, but hey.]

[video]

[redderbyrules]

[Putting her kneesocks back on.]

Explain.

[video]

[conscionably]

[He's fairly certain 'Hell has no influence' is an adequate explanation.]

Whatever powers you have, they won't work.

[video]

[redderbyrules]

[not according to the rrrrules!]

You still haven't explained. I have been taking perfect care of my weapons, I iron them, wash them, and sharpen them every day so that there is no chance of wear and tear. Sundays they are practiced and trained with, Mondays they get bleached, Tuesdays I arrange them in my sock drawer, Wednesdays I sort them - left first, then right - , Thursdays I order more, Fridays I dispose of any broken and worn out ones, and Saturdays I try on new ones.

There is no reason they wouldn't work!

[foolishwren]

[... This was either really hilarious, really dumb, or Heather was having one of those weird dreams where she thought she was checking the PokeGear except none of the messages made any sense and then she'd wake up.]

[Except she wasn't waking up, so it must have been one of the first two.]

.... Did you seriously just try to poledance the Professor into submission?

[redderbyrules]

[Grumbling, putting the clothes back on.]

So you know this Professor. Explain his actions.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

I don't know him personally.

He's just some dude native to this place.

He doesn't know what's going on any more than the rest of us foreigners do. [She was a little reluctant to use the term 'otherworlders', even though that was probably more accurate. Just... bad associations.]

[Video]

[redderbyrules]

Did he tell you the same things? About 'Pokemon' and some nonsense of a great journey?

[uses_metaphors]

As the heron said to the ungainly platypus, what on earth are you trying to do?

[redderbyrules]

Are you comparing to me to an ungainly platypus? I am not some delirious creation of God.

[uses_metaphors]

According to Australian Aborigines, it was the children of the Sun Mother who created that mammal.

I meant to infer that your public display was at odds with the rules of various societies.

[redderbyrules]

One of the false religions, one of many.

I have been taken against my will to a place I know nothing about, thus I know nothing of its society.

[video]

[blacklodged]

[Actually ... what.]

What are you trying to do, miss?

[He doesn't sound very polite though. He's weirded out. Just what.]

[video]

[redderbyrules]

I am trying to get out of here. I have no business here and I must return to Daten City at once.

Re: [video]

[blacklodged]

[He was referring to the pole dancing, of course, but sure, he'll let it be.]

No one has been able to leave this place as of yet.

Re: [video]

[redderbyrules]

[dude pole dancing is totally normal.]

Why not.