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[reddreams]

My mother just told me about how her toilet once overflew.

Yeah, it overflew.

The other day, she also told me it was WAY too windy to go sailing.

Sometimes, I worry about this woman. But I worry even more about myself when I'm sixty.

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[zoewwelover]

lol oh dear...

[em25]

My mother was attracted to a tennis player because of the way he spit, and she was still in her thirties at that point. It's not age that makes them crazy, it's motherhood. I probably should have thought of that before deciding not to have mine scraped...