This place is madness.

Dr. Suresh,

When do you propose to speak with me about this port?

- P.R.

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Why have my files been distributed?

I have it on good authority that there may be someone aboard carrying a highly contagious virus.

Would you be so kind, with your degree in medicine, to investigate?

This is not the work of Monsieur le Marquis.

He has finesse, at the very least.

Good grief.

Oh, do tell me I wasn't the only one who came out of this past week completely unscathed.

And lacking any humiliation.

Mr. West, I didn't realise you were the football sort. Not the American football sort, any roads.

Mr. West,

Who wrote your essay for you?

They spelled your name incorrectly.

- Mr. Redeker

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