Hey, you guys? Who put all these green pipes in the OH MY GOD -
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[We're sorry, the journal in question has been eaten.]
((Come fight the piranha plants! They will not kill you - just nibble and eat you - but any character worth his (or her) fighting salt won't have a problem dealing with them! The challenge, however, lies in them being of all sizes, carnivorous, and they'll just come back if you kill them.))
((...also, things that happen in actions are me being incredibly self-amused and cynical and the plants don't talk. Because talking plants are freaky, guys.))