Today was the Farmer's Market. Aside from taking TEENY LITTLE SUPER GUY (whee!), who was actually very good and only freaked out a little when the kids ran at him with their sticky little hands outstretched, it pretty much sucked ass. Like, seriously. I barely sold anything; almost everyone stopped just long enough to comment ("ooh, brownies!" "
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And nope. That 'twasn't him.
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