Rabbit is a safety hazard

[redhead_rabbit]

Gotta say, fishbowl.

All'a these extra pads're a bit excessive, yanno. I know I got a bad habit of endin' up on my face but this is a bit ridiculous.

[ he pauses. ]

"Caution: Rickety Bridge." Right. As if we didn't know.

Comments

[hisbutler_bound]

I don't know rabbit. Perhaps you need the extra protection.

I'm a bit annoyed though that almost everything in my kitchen is labeled. "Careful, sharp knife" Boiling water results in a "Careful, contents are hot"

[redhead_rabbit]

Very funny, Buddy.

Yeah, the Sphere's really gone overboard this time.

[hisbutler_bound]

I'm just harmlessly inquiring and stating that the tree may see some need for concern about its dearest Rabbit.

[He pauses for the effect and then continues] It would be nice if it wasn't something obvious.

[redhead_rabbit]

'course ya are.

They're there to protect ya, Buddy. Make sure ya don't burn yourself on that nice hot pot.

[spandexisyouth]

Perhaps people are getting used to the bridges and not worrying when they cross them? But I would think fewer worries would be a good thing!

[redhead_rabbit]

Maybe but yanno, those signs're gettin' a li'l ridiculous. "Hot water." "Coffee is hot." "Do not lick the freezer."

Sphere's gotta be gettin' bored.

[spandexisyouth]

...Do not lick the freezer? Why?

[redhead_rabbit]

Your tongue'll stick.

[crownofsnow]

Well, if you go slow it shouldn't be a problem.

[redhead_rabbit]

Ain't a problem at all. The Sphere seems to think so.

[crownofsnow]

The Sphere always has an opinion about something.

[redhead_rabbit]

No kiddin'. And it's always an annoyin' opinion, too.