I need a fortune cookie right now. It would say: Forcast of sparkly snow in your near future.
How irritating.
Gaaaaaaahhhh.

Just one of those random things I never actually thought I'd be doing.

I jammed the library printer.

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I JUST got off the phone with my mother after she called me freaking out about the forest fire. I spent quite a lot of time reassuring her that the ash had stopped falling from the sky and that the firemen were gone and that the campus was no longer obscured by smoke. And then I walked out of my dorm's back door to go to lab class and there were ( Read more... )

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Kill jars smell gross. It's just a little bit on the disturbing side how I've come to be fascinated with watching the bugs thrash themselves against the sides until they drift down to the bottom and lie there twitching. I didn't know bug collecting could be so wierdly enjoyable.

I think every single person here could be a character from a book. No

Socrates is a fruity fruity fruitcake.

I like dancing. Also? I just got dress coded for wearing jeans under my skirt.
How is that not modest? I ask you.
It's probably really bad that it's only the second week of school and already I have a major problem with wearing skirts.
Am I the only one who thinks that pants are far more modest than skirts? Or am I just a whack job?