I had to close a credit card because of fraudulent activity on Nov. 2. TWO MONTHS LATER and I still do not have a new card! This is the FOURTH time I've called them! Seriously, how fucking stupid ARE these people?

The high point of my Christmas, other than my hair looking fantastic and chasing around two hyper dogs and a very hyper toddler (yet another hit of the snooze bar on the biological clock), was getting to graffiti my grandparents', now aunt's, kitchen walls. She hates the goose wallpaper. So everyone through the door gets a sharpie to deface, I ( Read more... )

There are days that this seems like a good investment.


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Sounds like my friend Bekkah's car, "Sparky," in high school. Sparky caught fire in the school parking lot. I have a picture of several boys in tuxes, pushing Sparky into the parking lot of the junior prom. Sparky also had a sun roof...perminently. (Thank you "Best of Craigslist ( Read more... )

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Can you help? I have just a few pieces of furniture I need to move soon. Just need some extra hands -- get the larger pieces out of my apartment, into a truck, and into my new place (which is only 20 miles down the road). I'll sweeten the deal -- I'll cook, I'll stock your favorite beer, you name it. All for a tiny chunk out of a Saturday!

I filled my gas tank for under $30 this morning. A transaction like that makes it hard for me to be upset about our shitty economy.

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