Why didn't anyone tell me?

[redhot_flyingv]

...that it's Masturbation May!

Though...having it be the same month that contains Mother's Day seems like a big turn-off. Yikes.

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ooohhhhh,

[gretschgirl]

if i'd have only known sooner!! hehehe
i love annie sprinkle..you should go see her this weekend.
and consider yourself a mom..you got tikka..is that a better perspective?