It's come to this.

[redhot_flyingv]

I have allowed the dust bunny situation to go too far. How do I know this? I know this because this evening they delivered upon me their manifesto. They are now claiming the far reaches of my closet, underneath my bed, and my pile of shoe boxes as their own sovereign nation. I knew it was unwise to let them go unchecked for so long, but since I

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[ex_maxmin919]

Can I come over and watch?

[redhot_flyingv]

You have a thing for swiffer? Good grief, you are one kinky motherfucker.

[ex_maxmin919]

Well, I was hoping you'd wear this cute little french maid's outfit that I have... ;-)

[dougiefelchtone]

HEY!

[leon_thecleaner]

but just think...in a scant few days you'll be whisked away from the horror of your dust bunnies to a land off BBQ and Fried Chicken!!!

[anita_mandalay]

Fried Chicken!!!

[dannster]

We used to call them ghost turds.

[dougiefelchtone]

Swiffer smiffer, use your technological advancements to your benefit. Scorpion their fluffy little asses.