Zombie Pin-up Ghouls

Now that's HOT.

Oh, I have been a social turtle these past couple of weeks. Well, except when we went to say "Hey" to dannster at the Lava and the awesome spectacle that was Brawl in the Hall at the FOE where we ran into such connoisseurs of fine entertainment as twistedspinster and obomb. That was really fun ( Read more... )

Today, I get an order for graphics for a company named "Squeakers".

Can anybody guess correctly what "Squeakers" produces?
Hint: one of their slogans is "Kids Luv 'Em!"

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!

I just found out that there's going to be a fried chicken eating contest in New Orleans this weekend while we're there.

I'm going to have to keep an eye on Doug.

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Every thing is low-carb, no-carb, half-carb, semi-carb, barely-carb.
Now they have created NO CARB VODKA.

This is getting silly.
Although Sammy, it contains no sugar, so there you go. If only they made sugar-free whisky.

I am a consumer.
Here are a few favorite things I have consumed lately.

This is the BEST shampoo I have tried in a long time, if not ever. I have shitloads of hair that I color indescriminatly, but today it is bouncy, untangled and shiny because of this wonderful product. I just wish it didn't come in a glass bottle, because I know I will drop ( Read more... )

If you had asked me at age 18, if at age 34 I would still be spending Friday night drinking beer in a van at a lame-ass house party and being forced to pee in the partially frozen mud behind a junked-out RX7, I would have just given up trying ( Read more... )

It is ironical that your birthday is also "Love Your Pet Day".

Have fun! I hope you get my present dislodged from your box!

MWAH!!!