Directions: Type your name into Googlism.com then
pick out your favorite 10 responses. Copy and
paste.

aimee is teaching n'kisi the concept of pushing buttons to achieve specific results

aimee is a hated brianist?

aimee is a half...of what?

aimee is recording a song for a jennifer lopez movie

aimee is highly proficient in html markup...They stalk ( Read more... )

I'm sorry I can't be perfect
But I can try

Her world was a white spool of purity
With a tiny black thread within
Then it was taken by black
she still had a white thread
She wanted to be rescued
From the awful things of hell
someone answered her call
Someone lifted her up
Someone loves her so much

I love you too Becky

Because I'm
Pretending to be
Someone that I'm not
Pretending to be happy
When I'm so down
Secretly I'm planning
To run away
To run away from the
horrible life I'm
Living
Don't try to stop me
I'll just Pretend
I never heard you
Because I'm Not myself

This is what you get when you are uber-bored and have the dolphin song from hitchhikers stuck in your head:


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#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Okay, stealing idea from mctabby

Yes, its really bad summaries. All from the Pit.

( Under the cut, Under the cut, darling its better, down where its wetter, take it from meeeeeee. 0.o Too much Little Mermaid )