[AU]

[redisaloser]

Good morning, every one! This is Green, one of your RA's. Just want to remind everyone going into the weekend to stay safe. I know some of you guys really like to party. Just be careful, okay? Also a reminder that if anyone needs anything, I'll be right here, as always. I know I'm not much help, but it is my job...A-also! Squirt! Spear! What do you

Comments

this is brock trying to make sense of everybody

[bestsweater]

...Oh.

Oh, I get it. You're being sarcastic.

sorry brock buddy

[greenisaloser]

O-oh... Did I come off as being sarcastic? Oh, no...

I'm sorry, Brock! I honestly wasn't being sarcastic, promise.

Re: sorry brock buddy

[bestsweater]

Oh no, you too.

What is wrong with everybody!?

Re: sorry brock buddy

[greenisaloser]

I'm sorry!! Really!! I must have done something wrong... I don't know what, but I can help fix it! Am I acting weird? Is that it?

[haswetpokemon]

It doesn't seem like you would be much help to this place, no.

Or... perhaps, you could be. You are an RA, yes? Fetch me a drink of utter and pure sophistication. Hopefully you know the kind. I reside in TD-23. Thank you~

[Misty he is not psychic geez.]

[greenisaloser]

Uh, Misty, don't you remember me? Not like you have much of a reason to... I know I'm pretty forgettable, but it's me, Green Oak, from Pallet. I think we've met maybe once or twice before.

Uh, I don't know why I'm telling you this. It's okay that you don't remember me. I'll get you something to drink. I'll bring a few things over.

[haswetpokemon]

I'm quite sure I haven't met a boy like you. You do seem a little familiar, but... Surely I don't know someone like you. I am only surrounded by the most adequate of men, of course!

But I do thank you for bringing me some drinks. Do decorate the halls to be a little more elegant while you're at it. You are an RA, right? That should be your duty to make this place look more beautiful!

[greenisaloser]

Right, of course! What was I thinking....

I'll get right on it, don't worry! Everything'll be taken care of.

[boxingmidget]

[Aw Green. Aren't you nice.]

Nice to know the RA's look out for everyone here!

Just a reminder, if you happen to see a Primeape runnin' around...he's harmless.

[greenisaloser]

That's what I'm here for...

A Primeape? They can be kind of... aggressive, can't they?

[boxingmidget]

Hey, don't worry. My team's real nice. Even if they don't look it. Butch can't help bein' a Primeape and lookin' angry.

[greenisaloser]

Well, if you say so, of course I'll believe you!

[drill_pecked]

You don't give yourself enough credit, Green.

I hadn't thought about it. Just pick something up if you're already getting something for Squirt.

[greenisaloser]

I was actually going to cook something! Would that be okay with you?

[drill_pecked]

That would be fine.

Maybe you and Squirt could come up to my room when it's done? The cafeteria is always too damn loud, and there's more room here than the student dorms.

[greenisaloser]

That sounds great! I'll see you soon, and I'll make sure to bring the kind of food you like!

[punchthebowtie]

But what about you Green? Are you staying nice and clean?

[greenisaloser]

Uh, I think so! That is, I mean... I take a shower every day... ?

[punchthebowtie]

Good. It's an excellent idea to keep that bacterial fungus under your feet to a minimum.

Would you be in the need of some additional cleaning products?

[greenisaloser]

Oh, that's okay. I think I have enough. I wouldn't want to cause any trouble!