Boston Awesome!
So after looking for a few days, here's Nathan, Shannon, Becky and Chris' skit from Boston! Watch it!
Wolfwood: Welcome back to celebrity Jeopardy. I am your host Nicholas D. Wolfwood and I would rather be following an idiot through a desert than being here. Lets take a look at our current … *turns to look at Ed but sees nothing* …scores. We have Mr. Elric …where did you go?
Ed: I’M RIGHT HERE.
Wolfwood: We’ll get you a box.
Ed: No, I’ll make it myself!
Wolfwood: Now we have Major Motoko Kusanagi with an impossibly high score of 314 but that is only because she is hacking the system.
Motoko: I know Kung-Fu.
Wolfwood: Kinky! and our replacement contestant Mr. Connery… moving on
Connery: Ah!
Wolfwood: *quickdraws handgun at Connery*
Connery: *slight pause* You win this round Wolfwood.
Wolfwood: And once again our categories are “It’s A Gundam”, “Potent Potables.”, “Catch ‘em All”, and “Magical Girls.” Lets start with an easy one, “Catch ‘em All” for 200. “This Pokemon says ‘pika… pikachu.’”
Motoko: What is a pokemon?
Wolfwood: Errr, almost. Can you be most specific?
Motoko: Hold on...
Wolfwood: We have preventative measures for your shenanigans.
Connery: I don’t know what a Pokemon is but I know I ‘poked-your-mom’ last night.
Wolfwood: NO you did not! Let me remind you that this is a family program Connery!
Connery: What’s wrong, altar boy? Is the church watching your time with the little kiddies?
*Ed’s podium lights up*
Connery: Speaking of little kids!
Wolfwood:Yes, Ed?
Ed: Are Pokemon homunculi…?
Wolfwood: I… I guess? But no, the correct answer is Pikachu. Connery, pick a category.
Connery: Magi cal Girls for 300.
Wolfwood: “Fighting evil by moon light, winning love by daylight. Never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon.” This is whose theme song?
Connery: your mother!
Wolfwood: No!
Motoko: Megatron!
Wolfwood: No! The answer is not Megatron *points at Connery* the answer is not my mom. The answer is Sailor Moon *Hand on forehead*
Ed: Sounds like someone’s a mama’s boy, huh, Wolfwood?
Motoko: After what you’ve done, aren’t you the mama’s boy?
Ed: *angry* At least I had a mother you…you glorified iPod!
Motoko: If I’m an iPod, then you must be a Nano.
Wolfwood: Moving on…… Ed, pick something.
Ed: It’s A Gun-dam for 600!
Wolfwood: This is a giant mobile suit usually piloted by emotionally unstable children.
Ed: Oooh! I know this! Who is E-VA!
Motoko: Who is Astro Boy!
Connery: Your mother’s giant mobile thunderpants!
Wolfwood: No, no, and NO. Lets end this now, Final Jeopardy!... Write your name… that’s it, just your name!
*Motoko hacks music*
Wolfwood: Major…
Connery: o! Play Dancing Queen next for me, will ya?
Wolfwood: Since you’re all ready fooling around, you guys must be done. We’ll start with you Ed. What’s your answer?
Ed: *holds up his card* DE! *said very proudly* [’ED’ mirrored backwards]
Wolfwood: … Epic Fail… your wager? Philosopher Stone. Major Motoko answered?
Motoko: *holds up her card: it’s in large barcode like the newspapers in the GITS series*
Wolfwood: I can’t read your moon speak! Your wager? 100 pie [picture of pie]. If pie is a number then you lose your entire score. I fear Connery that it’s your turn.
Connery: *holds up his card*
Wolfwood: “Sean Connery” Correct! Your wager? “banged your mother” …why am I not surprised? *looks down, head in hands* *looks up at contestants* Where did everyone go?
Altair: Sorry I’m late
Wolfwood: *Sigh* *looks tiredly at audience* Good night everybody
Click to viewWolfwood: Welcome back to celebrity Jeopardy. I am your host Nicholas D. Wolfwood and I would rather be following an idiot through a desert than being here. Lets take a look at our current … *turns to look at Ed but sees nothing* …scores. We have Mr. Elric …where did you go?
Ed: I’M RIGHT HERE.
Wolfwood: We’ll get you a box.
Ed: No, I’ll make it myself!
Wolfwood: Now we have Major Motoko Kusanagi with an impossibly high score of 314 but that is only because she is hacking the system.
Motoko: I know Kung-Fu.
Wolfwood: Kinky! and our replacement contestant Mr. Connery… moving on
Connery: Ah!
Wolfwood: *quickdraws handgun at Connery*
Connery: *slight pause* You win this round Wolfwood.
Wolfwood: And once again our categories are “It’s A Gundam”, “Potent Potables.”, “Catch ‘em All”, and “Magical Girls.” Lets start with an easy one, “Catch ‘em All” for 200. “This Pokemon says ‘pika… pikachu.’”
Motoko: What is a pokemon?
Wolfwood: Errr, almost. Can you be most specific?
Motoko: Hold on...
Wolfwood: We have preventative measures for your shenanigans.
Connery: I don’t know what a Pokemon is but I know I ‘poked-your-mom’ last night.
Wolfwood: NO you did not! Let me remind you that this is a family program Connery!
Connery: What’s wrong, altar boy? Is the church watching your time with the little kiddies?
*Ed’s podium lights up*
Connery: Speaking of little kids!
Wolfwood:Yes, Ed?
Ed: Are Pokemon homunculi…?
Wolfwood: I… I guess? But no, the correct answer is Pikachu. Connery, pick a category.
Connery: Magi cal Girls for 300.
Wolfwood: “Fighting evil by moon light, winning love by daylight. Never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon.” This is whose theme song?
Connery: your mother!
Wolfwood: No!
Motoko: Megatron!
Wolfwood: No! The answer is not Megatron *points at Connery* the answer is not my mom. The answer is Sailor Moon *Hand on forehead*
Ed: Sounds like someone’s a mama’s boy, huh, Wolfwood?
Motoko: After what you’ve done, aren’t you the mama’s boy?
Ed: *angry* At least I had a mother you…you glorified iPod!
Motoko: If I’m an iPod, then you must be a Nano.
Wolfwood: Moving on…… Ed, pick something.
Ed: It’s A Gun-dam for 600!
Wolfwood: This is a giant mobile suit usually piloted by emotionally unstable children.
Ed: Oooh! I know this! Who is E-VA!
Motoko: Who is Astro Boy!
Connery: Your mother’s giant mobile thunderpants!
Wolfwood: No, no, and NO. Lets end this now, Final Jeopardy!... Write your name… that’s it, just your name!
*Motoko hacks music*
Wolfwood: Major…
Connery: o! Play Dancing Queen next for me, will ya?
Wolfwood: Since you’re all ready fooling around, you guys must be done. We’ll start with you Ed. What’s your answer?
Ed: *holds up his card* DE! *said very proudly* [’ED’ mirrored backwards]
Wolfwood: … Epic Fail… your wager? Philosopher Stone. Major Motoko answered?
Motoko: *holds up her card: it’s in large barcode like the newspapers in the GITS series*
Wolfwood: I can’t read your moon speak! Your wager? 100 pie [picture of pie]. If pie is a number then you lose your entire score. I fear Connery that it’s your turn.
Connery: *holds up his card*
Wolfwood: “Sean Connery” Correct! Your wager? “banged your mother” …why am I not surprised? *looks down, head in hands* *looks up at contestants* Where did everyone go?
Altair: Sorry I’m late
Wolfwood: *Sigh* *looks tiredly at audience* Good night everybody